Craptions Classics November 30, 2008

This is why you don't eat silly string and mexican food.

rendinho

Other Craptions

And fire and brimstone shall rain down from the heavens...and the gentiles shall declare in one voice, "FUCKING AWESOME!"

AwakeAllTheTime

Bizarre way to die number 48376823: vaporized in a horrible conga line accident.

andallya

"And thats the third time I pooped a satan"

LetThereBeBlood

Anyone else want to question my "I'll make you explode" curse?

DrTom

DUDE GET YOUR LIGHTER I FEEL ANOTHER FART COMING ON!

onceabee

Where will you be when diarreah strikes?

rendinho

Barack Obama's pile of campaign promises, 10 minutes after he's sworn in.

DrTom

LSD is one hell of a drug!

tolkein

When limbo dancing goes wrong

Gillespie

Scattering your loved one's ashes was never entirely understood in South-East Asia.

Milkman

Now you know what happens if your erection lasts longer than four hours and you DON'T see a doctor.

DrTom

Oh, oh no. John! Pssstt. John! You got your period!

KC0902

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

War8nt

31 seconds after California legalized pot.

tao2001
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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