This is why you don't eat silly string and mexican food.
And fire and brimstone shall rain down from the heavens...and the gentiles shall declare in one voice, "FUCKING AWESOME!"
Bizarre way to die number 48376823: vaporized in a horrible conga line accident.
"And thats the third time I pooped a satan"
Anyone else want to question my "I'll make you explode" curse?
DUDE GET YOUR LIGHTER I FEEL ANOTHER FART COMING ON!
Where will you be when diarreah strikes?
Barack Obama's pile of campaign promises, 10 minutes after he's sworn in.
LSD is one hell of a drug!
When limbo dancing goes wrong
Scattering your loved one's ashes was never entirely understood in South-East Asia.
Now you know what happens if your erection lasts longer than four hours and you DON'T see a doctor.
Oh, oh no. John! Pssstt. John! You got your period!
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
31 seconds after California legalized pot.