Other Craptions

And fire and brimstone shall rain down from the heavens...and the gentiles shall declare in one voice, "FUCKING AWESOME!"

Bizarre way to die number 48376823: vaporized in a horrible conga line accident.

"And thats the third time I pooped a satan"

Anyone else want to question my "I'll make you explode" curse?

DUDE GET YOUR LIGHTER I FEEL ANOTHER FART COMING ON!

Where will you be when diarreah strikes?

Barack Obama's pile of campaign promises, 10 minutes after he's sworn in.

LSD is one hell of a drug!

When limbo dancing goes wrong

Scattering your loved one's ashes was never entirely understood in South-East Asia.

Now you know what happens if your erection lasts longer than four hours and you DON'T see a doctor.

Oh, oh no. John! Pssstt. John! You got your period!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

31 seconds after California legalized pot.

Trying so hard to think of non poo or fart related jokes and im getting nadda

"Hari Putta and the order of the Phoenix"

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene.’

Hey everyone! Come watch Blade kill some vampires!

"LAST NIGHT I DINED IN HELL!"

Just another weekly Scientology baptism ceremony.

"We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn..."

The Backstreet Boys coming at you live from the 7th circle of hell!

The convention was so racist it caused several rips in the fabric of spacetime.

LCD does nothing like that

Ironically, Tiku was an entertaining party pooper.

I'm a firestarter, twistin' firestarter

A close up ofSnoop Dogg's lungs

Momo warned Timothy about the extra-spicy sauce and smoking, but would he listen?

For my next act I'll need a volunteer from the audience...

9/11: the musical

Nylon knee-highs with shorts! Always a fashion no-no!

Excuse me...

Cleaning up after the party was hazdarous work with a flammable homemade straw vacuum.

Tiku realized the strawberry flambe he ate wasn't called that for nothing.

This re-defines the phrase "It came from the bowels of hell"

“I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, pyrotechnically.”

Liu Kang wins! FATALITY

Taco Bell's Volcano Taco: The Aftermath

and the satanic cult were understandably disappointed with the arrival of their anti-christ.

This is what happens on the 8th level of Scientology.

"There's a spark in your hair!" "Oh get it out! Get it out!"

I wonder what the audience was expecting... It can't be this, can it?

Reason #671 why racism still exists in the world.

ralphs kideny stones were getting extraordinarily worse

Ive heard of period pains, but this is going too far

Jenny spun around and kicked the fire elemental in the chest, startling it and dealing 2 damage.

when Mugwali shit a brick, Ooga knew he would have to one up him.

The exact moment that David Hasselhoff realised that being a judge on 'Cambodias Got Talent was a bad idea. He would later murder his agent.

Sixty seconds after California legalized pot.