Other Craptions

Not happy with simply 'hugging' a tree, Joe decided to go for third base

I know what you are thinking, but it only blows bubbles.

Eighth level vegans can only eat trees.

A normal Cracked writer on his day off.

"Will do...whatever the hell I'm doing...for FOOD."

RIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOLAAAAA!

...As Jesus was waiting for the rest of the world to realize that he had returned...

People throw weed instead of money

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY TONGUE!?

Pinnochio's retarded brother experienced minor complications due to his ailment.

Didgeri-duuuuuuuuude.

ah maaan... how am I gonna spark this thing...

I think he might be compensating for something

Stoner's hell... arms too short to reach bowl with lighter.

Peter Jackson gave it to me. It's a prop from "The Two Towers", it's Treebeards'......um....finger. Yeah.

Do you come from a land Down Under?

"Didgeridoo? Never heard of one. This is a tumor. I'm hoping to earn enough to have it removed. Spare a dime?"

sign: "will smoke massive amounts of pot...for pot"

Apparently, God dropped his pipe when he was captured.

Oh my God, his pants match my shirt. I'm gonna go talk to him.

Ironically, thousands of hippies showed up to protest the man's use of tree wood to smoke a bong.

Jason looked on in shock. The business trip was just a sleazy lie. There was his dad, with a tree that wasn't his mother.

I hope no-one notices that this is a giant bong...

it cost $5000 to fill it up, but its worth it!

Sax-o-ma-phone

what kind of a hippie drinks store bought bottled water??

After a long hard day of hugging pots, Todd relaxes by smoking some tree.

I'll be damned if they tell me I can't eat the whole thing.

No George, it's slang. Girls will sleep with you if you have a massive erection.

What a disgrace. That guy in the back is wearing blue shorts in the middle of a city. Hawaii's a couple thousand miles the other way buddy!

The guy who inflated yesterday's picture..

Thanks to scientific breakthroughs,it is now possible to surgically attach a bong to a person's face.

Harold and Kumar's 'The Elephant Man.'

In Amsterdam it's the two kids in the background not smoking that are committing a crime.

How do you light the fucking thing?

Randy could never figure out why all the other tree-huggers were so pissed at him.

After capturing and humiliating God, the people of Earth devoured him. This is the man who won the wishbone pull.

When Jesus returned, he knew he would be forsaken. He didn't care, he had music and a scrunchie to comfort him.

After helping to catch God two days ago, James woke up and found out it was one, messed up high.

"Will smoke a log for money"

Blow Jobs $15.

well he must be compensating...look how small his bottle is!!!

The Americans always rip off Australian ideas and do them horribly, as we can see by their interpretation of the Didgeridoo.

When I finally saw the man with the 7 foot wood I was pretty disappointed.

what the hell? is that road made of tiles?

Hey David Blaine! Here's a real Magic trick! I'm gonna light this pipe without getting off my ass and smoke it in plain view without getting arrested!

You know what they say about guys with big digiridos . . .

his sign says: "i'll smoke this, you throw cheetohs....wait or maybe throw starcrunches, they are awesome!! remember starcrunches? man i loved those OH! what about ho ho's!! yeah throw ho ho's....wait what are we talking about?"

A California lawyer on his lunch break...