Bionic_Crouton
...As Jesus was waiting for the rest of the world to realize that he had returned...
racedogg2
Pinnochio's retarded brother experienced minor complications due to his ailment.
Robseven
Peter Jackson gave it to me. It's a prop from "The Two Towers", it's Treebeards'......um....finger. Yeah.
capricia13
"Didgeridoo? Never heard of one. This is a tumor. I'm hoping to earn enough to have it removed. Spare a dime?"
racedogg2
Ironically, thousands of hippies showed up to protest the man's use of tree wood to smoke a bong.
Swaimfan
Jason looked on in shock. The business trip was just a sleazy lie. There was his dad, with a tree that wasn't his mother.
Swaimfan
No George, it's slang. Girls will sleep with you if you have a massive erection.
racedogg2
What a disgrace. That guy in the back is wearing blue shorts in the middle of a city. Hawaii's a couple thousand miles the other way buddy!
Brett-Butler
Thanks to scientific breakthroughs,it is now possible to surgically attach a bong to a person's face.
Milkman
Randy could never figure out why all the other tree-huggers were so pissed at him.
rleblanc
After capturing and humiliating God, the people of Earth devoured him. This is the man who won the wishbone pull.
WLTwitch
In Amsterdam it's the two kids in the background not smoking that are committing a crime.
Indigo_Dingo
The Americans always rip off Australian ideas and do them horribly, as we can see by their interpretation of the Didgeridoo.
ScarlettOhara
When Jesus returned, he knew he would be forsaken. He didn't care, he had music and a scrunchie to comfort him.
MrMicklepie
After helping to catch God two days ago, James woke up and found out it was one, messed up high.
Bionic_Crouton
Hey David Blaine! Here's a real Magic trick! I'm gonna light this pipe without getting off my ass and smoke it in plain view without getting arrested!
Brett-Butler
'Please attend a pot party on Main Street. Remember, it's till illegal, so act inconspicuous.
bubsfoster
Has this ever happened to you? Now, with Extenz-o-Lite, you can light your hard to reach bowls and pipes. Sorry, no CODs.
Dr.Pepper
(SIGN READS) WILL BLOW FOR FOOD Kid in White Shirt: "Forget it." KID in Pink Shirt: "You USED to experiment. I don't know you anymore."
badonia
his sign says: "i'll smoke this, you throw cheetohs....wait or maybe throw starcrunches, they are awesome!! remember starcrunches? man i loved those OH! what about ho ho's!! yeah throw ho ho's....wait what are we talking about?"
mindlessdrifter
FAKE. When was the last time a pothead showed enough inititive to carve a giant bong out of a log? Never.
BowToTheBard
(In a British accent) "Young boys in swimsuits must be cautious when passing through this part of town, for they never know when they might encounter the dreaded Bong-Tailed Hippy."
montanaguy
Sure it's cumbersome, but it's all nat-u-ral and thats important when you're tryin to score with these greenpeace chicks man
julesrules
Riiiiiiicola! Swiss cough drop manufacturer try to appeal to a younger generation.
Natnie
White American hippies like to get in touch with their inner Australian Aborigines
Jarhead
I don't ask you for much God but please, please, let there be a hippie-hating sniper in one of those windows.
Gr3m1in
After a hard day, capturing and humilliating God, it was nice to sit back and relax
Brett-Butler
The world's first telephone didn't quite have the popular appeal it was believed.
Morganite
Sometimes, life's best moments 'are' determined by the size of your pipe -- yaah, mon -
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/gameday-right-about-hall-being-game.html 'GameDay' right about Hall being the game-changer
MillsC9
Skye wasn't going to be held back by the "mainstream" music scene, he knew that someone eventually would recognize his 'sound' and when that day came, he would make it BIG.
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/bcs-again-holds-ncaa-hostage.html BCS again holds NCAA hostage
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/ntsb-looks-into-power-loss-in-fatal.html NTSB looks into power loss in fatal plane crash
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/probable-cause-license-plate.html Probable Cause License Plate
anticarly2
Despite being a month late with his Halloween costume, Charlie thought he did a great job on his elephamt costume.
DrKelso420
This swag is so rank i have to smoke a pound at a time... But at least it rips like a champ.
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/want-to-se-some-really-ugly-girls.html Want To Se Some Really Ugly Girls????
WLTwitch
I didn't know you could graph giant cocks to your face. O' brave new world with such people in it.
Nightfire
It was then that Steve noticed that his straw was far too large to fit in his water bottle.
justinfrost
The peg-mouth is a device to help pirates cope with the loss of their mouths
hallofamer2000
Remember Kids: Don't Let Your Giant Bong Get Dirty - Always Put A Towel Under It
chromigula
John had completed his life's work, ending his need to stop playing his didgeridoo to smoke weed. Sadly, he would never have the ambition to market the DigeriBong.
Lord
U Eat Shark Fin un Tiger Heart to gain power. ...But what do I eat if I can't get it up?
Lord
Its some sort of pagan telescope thing... maybe it looks into the future or some weird shit...
Lord
I appreciate any contribution, but I just smoked 8 pounds, and I'm $7.35 away from getting into Kings Buffet, so if you can spare a bit more...
archangel9363
Man off-screen with guitar: *singing* Pot-smoking hippy, smoking pot right near me, not offering me any...
Mothershabooboo
He called it "supercalafragilisticexpealidosus" and then flew off with his unbrella.
SickBoy
Phooooooot! The drama club is meeting in that alley over there in 5 minutes! Phooooooot!
clamcaravan
Honest ociffer, I was just trying out this Alphorn I made in wood shop last week!
Truthiness
Daddy says "Every time a pot smoker smokes out of a giant bong, an angel gets its wings!"
Brett-Butler
After Heather Mill's divorce money ran out, she sold her false leg for the sake of music.
Rockin Joe 12
I'm thinking of a "laying some pipe" joke, but I don't know how to phrase it
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/army-vehicle-disappears.html Army Vehicle Disappears
Tunikidya
This becomes much more interesting in 5 secsonds when a guy lands on that car.
Bionic_Crouton
THIS is what the homeless do with the money they receive from panhandling...
Dresden10589
So that's what a walrus penis looks like... didn't know they had dredlocks!
spoo
.. So, like, man, the genie said I could have one, like you know wish, so, hu-huh-hu-huh...
Impure
Sign reads, "Need money for - c'mon guys, you know what I'm gonna do with the money..."
RodJaynes
Many say they can love their trees by simply hugging them, but how many can go as far as actually penetrating them?
RodJaynes
You may claim to be a tree hugger, but do you love it enough to actually penetrate it?
RodJaynes
Somehow his flyers announcing, "Got Wood" didn't attract a very large audience.
Lord
For his part in slaying Adolph, the evil giant reindeer, Rainbow Forest Gaurdian Bauer was awarded a peice of the left antler, and an executive order that exempted him from anti-pot laws.
Lord
Yeah, you think Pinoccio had it bad, just look what happens when greg tells a fib...
Lord
Suicide is always preferable to humiliation Greg, now jump on the stubby end of the log when I say go.
Lord
If you want to smuggle this tree past airport security, ur gonna have to swallow it whole before you leave, and then when you land... u know...
BoyManChild
I can't tell what's more amazing: the hobo playign to over sized log or the guy in the orange shirt with only 1 leg
Rubenstinsky
New guinness record, the longest period of time without shaving and washing your hair............. even so, doesn't worth it
archangel9363
Fashionista: "Red and Orange!? Don't you know those colours cleary clash?!"
bretmford
Bob was quite sure his new invention the "upskirter" was going to be a hit........
toacosmo
He's so high that he hasn't noticed that the kids behind him replaced his weed with oregano.
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/hilarious-penis-song.html Hilarious Penis Song - ROFL!!!!
mallden
http://www.chipspin.com/2008/11/top-ten-most-retarded-songs-ever.html Top Ten Most Retarded Songs... Ever.
supersimon2001
Philip had dreams of one day, such as the butterfly adorned on his neck, having a long tongue to source nectar
nicromancer
WOO-HOO! Yeah dude! Use that new bottle with 30% less plastic! Save the environment!
letpassiondrive
Airline tickets: $587 Ugly vacation outfit: $50 Watching a native shit fiery, neon diarrhea from a lawn chair: Priceless
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