Craptions Classics November 28, 2008

Well apparently after capturing God, you are supposed to humiliate him.

jurisprudence

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Gulliver never recorded the fact that he was gang raped in captivity by the Lilliputians

schadenfreude9

It's important to educate people about prostate cancer. But not that important.

phreesh

And Where Did The Borrowers Touch You?

onceabee

Giant hunting has been outlawed in most countries, but Japan has yet to ban it

jurisprudence

This year in history Santa's minions conquered the greatest threat to their toy empire: Nintendo.

Aes

2058: the year man captured god, tied him down, and molested him

SUPERNAUT44

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR POINTING AT ME!"

Indigo_Dingo

WE FOUND WALDO!! And this time, he's not leaving.

rotflmao

WOW MOMMY! THAT INFLATABLE COWBOY IS SHITTING ELVES!!!

Bionic_Crouton

Quick guys!..Help us get him up....He's our designated driver...

mabogo

When Santa gets drunk, HE FUCKING GETS DRUNK

Antonio Arrieta

In other news the rouge maceys parade blimp is in custody today after a gut wrenching three day stand off. Sources tell us the crack SWATT (Santa's With Attitude Tactics and Trouble) team is credited with bringin down the criminal.

COITUS

So that's where the gigantic green finger goes!

AwakeAllTheTime

The annual cum-shot world championships.This years theme: Elves whacking off to Santa and Mrs.Clause gettin jiggy with it !

Finto
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