Craptions Classics November 27, 2008

2058: The year man finally captures God

CaptainCarl

Other Craptions

On God said unto them, "pulleth thou my finger!"

AwakeAllTheTime

Sick of people blaming O.J. God decides to point out the real killer.

Thomas Calnan

I'll take that one.

bcanders

"Now Jimmy, tell the court exactly where the angel touched you."

microhendy

The new way god chooses the pope.

mindlessdrifter

OH MY GOD!!! RUN FOR--Hey, a Starbucks!

Joobles

No one thought the apocolypse would be so low budget

Bioked

that guy right there is gay...see him

pwnd117

Haha those crazy...wait a mintue there not asian at all!

philip3000

You!! Cut me loose!!

Thomas Calnan

"The one in orange. No, not that one. On the left. No, my-- Fuck it, I'll get it myself."

phreesh

Finally, the world's biggest prostate will get the exam it has so hungrily waited for.

Plan B

WHY IS THOU NOT WEARING A ORANGE JACKET?

redman

If you use the right kind of glasses, you can see how God, the puppetmaster, works.

phreesh
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