Other Craptions

On God said unto them, "pulleth thou my finger!"

Sick of people blaming O.J. God decides to point out the real killer.

I'll take that one.

"Now Jimmy, tell the court exactly where the angel touched you."

The new way god chooses the pope.

OH MY GOD!!! RUN FOR--Hey, a Starbucks!

No one thought the apocolypse would be so low budget

that guy right there is gay...see him

Haha those crazy...wait a mintue there not asian at all!

You!! Cut me loose!!

Finally, the world's biggest prostate will get the exam it has so hungrily waited for.

"The one in orange. No, not that one. On the left. No, my-- Fuck it, I'll get it myself."

WHY IS THOU NOT WEARING A ORANGE JACKET?

If you use the right kind of glasses, you can see how God, the puppetmaster, works.

He's white! Why would Morgan Freeman lie to me?

God chooses the next 'chosen people'. The Chinese read up on Jewish history and beg God to choose again!!!

Duck, Duck, Duck.....Goose

Is that you god? It's me, Ling Wu

"Eenie, Meenie Minie Moe" is taken very seriously in some places. Trust me, you don't want to be "Moe"

One of the least known implications of String Theory is an abnormality called "the String Giant"

Pull my finger.

"Hey, you! Your shoes are untied!"

'Art thou Adam? Art thou Adam? Art thou Eve? Art thou Adam? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I turn Mine back for just a moment and I'm up to Mine asshole in ye folk.'

Your move, Megan's law.

And God said, "You have a spot on your shirt - ZING!"

You can’t imagine how stressful it is to put 300 orange dwarfs on a lesh and take them for a walk.

ALL HAIL XENU!!!

The Incredible hulk 2, A Terry Gilliam Production

And Lord Shrek chose Peg, the ambiguously butch lesbian from hardware as the Walmart Parade's most pathetic marcher.

I CHOOSE YOU! (From the pokemon's point of view)

God is coming for W.

AAAAH! The Master Hand! Get Mario the fuck over here quick!

The Lilliputians had become much more organized since Gulliver last came...

I'm never going to squash another ant.

The Men in Orange were just as good at capturing aliens, but they would never be as famous as the Men in Black.

I have been touched by his ogreish appendage.

They were ready for the inevitable comeback of Gulliver

*poke* hehe he's dead *poke* he's dead *poke* he's dead. This is fun!

a close up of an iphone

Job felt uneasy when God pointed him out. He felt even worse when the devil gave God the thumbs up and then they shook on some kind of deal....

DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!

And the Lord said unto his people "Alright, jokes over, cut me loose you bastards!"

avenge meeeeee

Metallicas death at the hands of the master of puppets showed nature had a wonderful sense of irony

On the way to the nearest Bhuddist temple with proof.

and the rest of the cult wondered why out of all of them god chose Larry

Is that W sign going to be changed to an O in January?

'Don't do that you will make God upset' 'If I am making him upset why doesn't he strike me dowm huh?... Oh shit'

"JESUS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK DOWN THERE?"