Other Craptions

If only people knew what their guardian angles really looked like.

Mom I want you to meet Schjkasorjhtg, I love him.

Jolly green giant during his awkward teenage years...

Steve would go to extreme efforts to see down girls shirts, while trying to blend in as much as possible.

I, for one, welcome our giant, skinny, crippled, green alien overlords.

"And the OTHER thing I hate about 10 foot tall green aliens is....what?...there's one standing right behind me isn't there?"

I told you... don't feed them. Now he will never leave us alone.

Goddammit. GET OUT OF MY WAY! I have places to go, and planets to conquer!

EXTRA EXTRA!!! Lesbian festival sabotaged by Penis Head aliens

Worst. Gumby costume. Ever.

That's one gruesome threesome, if you ask me.

See what will happen if we let them marry.

The secret police protecting Proposition 8 are a little more conspicuous than necessary.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Green Rapist.

"Sara, I thought when you said 'let's go out and get freaky' you meant... you know... girl-on-girl action."

Radioactive Polio Man and and M.S. Boy...Really Stan Lee? Really...?

"I'd like to talk to you about jesus."

Wanna play leap frog?

Gumby never recovered from the fire

Excuse me, do you have a headache, or are you just happy to see us?

It's always awkward to run into an ex. Especially when out on a date.

The Jolly Green Giant's lesser known meth addict cousin....

Hey ladies... Guess what? Only one of these is a stilt. Bom-chicka-wa-wa!

At the most recent Scientology fundraiser, Katie Holmes takes a stroll down the path while Tom Cruise chats with a fan and his child in the background.

A day in the park for Godzilla and Godzuki - As interpreted by Dr. Seuss...

No one talks about the Green Giant's anorexic daughter, String Bean.

It's the Festival of Crippled Asparagus!

Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade has gotten very lazy over the years

Beware the WHEELERS!

I warned you! I warned you kids raised by lesbians turn out to be green, giant, oddly shaped monsters...just like it says in Leviticus.

Gerry snickered at his coworker's pathetically short costume.

There was a time when David Banner was an anorexic

Oh shit! the scientologists were right!

OUT OF MY WAY!!...I'M GUMBI DAMMIT!!!!

"Ladies, can you help me?? I've lost my child. I can't find her anywhere... They get lost so easily blending into a crowd like this...."

Sorry....had to say it. "It's not easy bein' green!"

Socks with crocs? Are you fucking kidding me?

Sad to say, the giant crippled celery-stalk alien is the most attractive of the three...

Planning a green tea bag

We were as confused as this extraterrestrial when we found out the one in the orange pants was a woman...

The Green Loogie was a superhero with self-esteem issues.

"You know, I always thought those things coming out of their heads looked like dicks..." "Ummm..." "Oh, fuck, there's one right behind me, isn't there?"

The victims of the giant praying mantis are usually oblivious until the very end

I was once stalked by the chartreusians.

Why did you make eye contact!...

The day aliens finally come to live on earth, they'll be used in circuses around the world

"Uh, miss? Can I have my probe back now, please?"

3:00 EST, November 26th, 2008 4chan became self aware...

Where did my kid go!?? I seriously just saw him.