Other Craptions

Moustache rides cost $100, but you get your money's worth.

Your move, Gillette.

Guess which one uses viagra.

Casting calls for the live-action Monopoly movie didn't go as well as hoped...

Two beards, one cup.

British porn still doesn't do anything for me.

There were no survivors.

Cthulhu gets classy, Gandalf gets electrocuted.

There's a ZZ Top tribute band?

You know, we should've left cookies and milk for Santa like last year, not acid.

Some men curve left or right, some men are straight as an arrow when erect ...

John and Peter started puberty with a bang

... and then shit got crazy.

You think this is crazy, you should see our pubes!!!!!

"Good day sir" "Good day sir" "Good day sir" "Good day sir" "Good day sir" "Good day sir" "Good day sir" British live entertainment at its finest

Ironically, finalists in the 'ridiculous hats' competition.

I got the idea from Something About Mary, then the money just kept coming

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin

FEAR THE 'STACHE! - the new musical based on the life of UN Ambassador John Bolton.

The guy on the right once pleasured five women at the same time during a brisk afternoon walk.

CitiGroup executives arrive in Washington to beg for a measely few billion dollars.

Victorian Cthlulu is not amused.

The reunion between Snidely Whiplash and Yosemite Sam was a tearful one...

Next MTV reality hit series, "Pimp my Stache"

They don't call 'em "Handlebar" for nothing.

Does your beard hang low does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, Can you straighten it out into a perfect horizontal plane?

Jim's Cthulhu-stache was the hit of the party.

Well, were a little understaffed at the moment, these are the only two babysitters we have left.

"Wonder Twin powers, activate!" OMG we fucked it up this time didnt we?

And yes, the carpet DOES match the drapes!

Take that Dr. Beardface!

I guess the Germans did have a response to Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but something seems a littel array.

The only two people in the world diagnosed with fail

To avoid being outed as a homosexual, Phil told Roy he'd need a 'beard'. This was misinterpreted with hilarious consequences.

"Did you see that guy with the mohawk?" "Teenagers are so friggin' weird."

The first rule of Mustache Club: you do not talk about Mustache Club...

When they noticed the giant razor, the beards took up defense positions.

Arlo, your word is FOLLICLE. Thirty seconds.

If Joel Schumacher directed Sweeney Todd...

When the ladies see my beard their legs go like this.

Holy shit!! Is that a Marshall JCM200 1x12 amp??

What Elton John would look like if he had facial hair. And was more gay.

We switched ZZ Top's regualar coffee with new Folger's Crystals...Lets see if they notice!

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars...

These are, by far, the manliest men I have ever seen in my entire life..

MoustacheMan69: Meet me at the bandstand at 9. LuckyLady: Can't wait to finally meet you. How will I recognize you? MoustacheMan69: I'll be the one on the stage with the crazy moustache. You can't miss me.

Rogaine and steroids are not a good mix

WE'RE PCS!!!

Thanks eharmony!