"Hi, I'm an IBM"
"And I'm a Commodore 64"
Moustache rides cost $100, but you get your money's worth.
Your move, Gillette.
Guess which one uses viagra.
Casting calls for the live-action Monopoly movie didn't go as well as hoped...
Two beards, one cup.
British porn still doesn't do anything for me.
There were no survivors.
Cthulhu gets classy, Gandalf gets electrocuted.
There's a ZZ Top tribute band?
You know, we should've left cookies and milk for Santa like last year, not acid.
Some men curve left or right, some men are straight as an arrow when erect ...
John and Peter started puberty with a bang
... and then shit got crazy.
You think this is crazy, you should see our pubes!!!!!