Craptions Classics November 24, 2008

You know son, there was a time when a white man and a silver man weren't even allowed to use the same bathroom.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Here, I think this fell out of your.... Ummm, you dropped this sir.

Frigga

-Dammit Joe! I have a date in an hour. Can you please make sure you get it right IN my buttcrack?

rolexus

The silver surfer was caught behind enemy lines and detained in Gitmo where he endured horrible humiliation and torture

Hank

Its nice we can still do things as a family

MasterBates

The worst part is you're supposed to tip him when you leave.

jsrduck

Worst second place trophy ever.

GaseousClay

Being female ive always been curious about mens bathrooms. Now i'd like someone to shoot my eyeballs out of my brains.

faith229

Everytime I wipe my ass, I lose a little bit of myself.

pottman8

Being the Silver Surfer's protege isn't as glamorous as you think.

phreesh

Yeah, I have trouble painting my own ass, too.

CavalierX

Unhappily, due to his upright narcolepsy and his asshole friends, Dave fell victim to prank after prank.

Swaimfan

Yeah, but his farts look like the Fourth of July!

technotard

Who knew the Gay Pride Day float had a hood ornament?

DrTom

want some silver coins? pull my finger

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