Craptions Classics April 26, 2006

We Chinese. We play joke. We snort mountains of pure coke.


Other Craptions

Oh the weather outside is frightfoo,
But the fire is so derightfoo,
And since we've no prace to go,
Ret It Snow! Ret It Snow! Ret It Snow!


Sir, with all due respect, this yellow snow doesn't smell or taste anything like pineapple. Why are you laughing?

Chab Gassie

Bush's latest explanation for why the polar ice caps are melting is the most plausible yet.


The soldiers grieved openly and loudly when an artillery shell suddenly took out their comrade, Private Frosty.

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April 1st
"Security really couldn't believe their ears when we offered them an exclusive taster of our "Wii". It was the best one we came up with all day."
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