Other Craptions

Bukake: The Ride

Human vending machines are a popular item in Japan.

High School Musical 4: Out of Ideas

This is where Angelina Jolie shops for Christmas gifts.

Draco Malfoy doesn't like this ride.

Little Tammy gasped in horror. It was the water spout that killed her family and now it was back for her.

Willy Wonka and the Hydrochloric Acid factory

New EXTREME drinking fountain

Michael Jackson's toy chest.

Those safety harnesses aren't as effective as they used to be... originally the ride was full.

For some reason, Wal-Mart's approach to babysitting never quite caught on.

Kids in detention weren't allowed bathroom breaks and forced to watch a water show.

Initial product testing of the mass child washing machine.

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"So. Where first? The Batman ride? The Raging Bull? Superman?" "How about the water watching ride?" "Okay!"

My First Facial: The first ever sex-ed ride.

ancient chinese water torture is just getting lame

....this prevented the audience watching twilight from escaping after the opening credits

Those kids at the front are total douchebags, you can just tell

Finally! A more fun and efficient method of Baptism.

Next one that cries gets their seat belt released

Don't worry, the ride gets really exciting when Boyz 2 Men comes on.

No child left behind: Learn or get dunked!

From the David Hernandez lows to the Daughtry..."Highs" (I guess), the American Idol roller coaster was a huge success.

2 more, John... we hit 2 more and we win a prize!!

Ride the Blue Ball, an adrenaline-filled two hours of forward reclining on your junk.

Amid ongoing controversy, President-elect Obama decided to subject College Football pollsters to a rigorous battery of testing before allowing them to choose a BCS Champion

there is no caption in the world that could make this picture funny.

The inside of a cannibal advent calendar

This is why you dont steal from Cracked

The stakes of the game "Guess Who?" have never been so high.

"YOU GET WET MAYBE" was easily the most popular ride in "See? World!"

Engineers instantly realized the fatal flaw in the design of their coaster. They only designed the seats.

ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........gllluuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.

There were 12 kids on it at the beginning of the ride.

Waterboarding

Ride the Miley cyrus coaster, new at disneyland. Or dont.

Drowning is the most unlikely way to die on a roller coaster. Still... it happens...

Cover your shame, blonde haired kid

Kid's dreaded attending Suri Cruise's birthday party with the Scientology Roto-Baptism ride.

Sooo.... instead of showering? Wicked cool.

Damn kids and their orange, sideways chairs

What are nine R.Kellys doing lying down in a theme park?

Soviet Water Fountain "I SAID DRINK THE WATER! YOU THERE STOP MESSING WITH YOUR RESTRAINTS!"

For some reason the Swirlie ride never really got popular.

"Excuse me, sir! When does the ride start?" "What ride?"

Disneworld's new Tilting Slightly Forward ride never really caught on.

rides are just getting lamer

Even with a captive audience, no one enjoyed the water ballet