Other Craptions

I find their lack of pants disturbing...

It's fun to stay at the death S-T-A-R

Unknown to most people, some storm troopers left the dark side to join the 'colorful' side.

Luke....these are your brothers...

Tim ruined an otherwise perfect performance by grabbing the wrong helmet.

Opening night at Club InyourEndor

After Vader was killed, the Empire put on the best. damn. party. EVER!

Whatever. It's no more disturbing than Episode I.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell.....no, really....for God's sake, Don't Tell!

Prop 8 protesting spreads to a galaxy far far away

Luke, I am faaaabulous!

At least they're not wearing the Leia bikinis the big guy wanted.

Aren't you a little fat for a storm trooper??

Long, long ago in a gay bar far, far away...

And these are the guys who WON the fight !

The Dark side of the Full Monty

This is why they shouldn't sell liquor at Comicons.

Not pictured: Dignity

"Light saber? I don't need no stinkin' light saber!"

This is what Scientologists actually believe.

Your conversion to the Dork-side is almost complete.

Star Wars: West Hollywood Strikes Back

We are SO going to get laid tonight.

The 40-year old virgins live in concert

And the Ewoks are STILL lamer than this!

That's no moon! That's our fourth member!

TK421 respond. what is your status? Ummmm fine, we're all fine. we had a minor 3 day gay sex & karoke thing but we're all fine now. how are you?

canada's army demonstration

And all the nerds were kung fu fightin!

In case of accidental ingestion: Watch this.

After the destruction of the Death Star Darth and the last three remaining Storm Troopers struggled to survive by doing odd jobs... Darth's really let himself go there...

Dark Side Story

I find your lack of rhythm disturbing

I have a bad feeling about this!

Luke... I am daddy's new roommate.

Jabba the Slut and his posse.

“Aren’t you a little FABULOUS for a stormtrooper?”

Darth Vader's boy band, the Stormtroopers.

Goddammit Jimmy; we're all supposed to be storm-troopers... you're making us look like idiots!!!

Sorry luke.....I am your father.

since the defeat on endor, they're letting anyone into the empire now

"Luke, join the gay side! Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

When the empire strikes back it isnt going to be pretty

"Great idea John! Now nobody can see our coldsores."

And I thought Jar-Jar was annoying.

I sense something; a presence I've not felt since... the "Numa Numa" song!

Vanilla Ice's"Go Vader, Go Vader, Go" was not as successful as the "Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go"

o/` A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback trooper! I ain't no hollaback trooper! o/`

"Okay, you win. The Macarena can get worse..."