"Umm... can I get a scoop of potato salad... some of the tuna casserole... and... what the hell, let's go crazy; a slice of the alien skull. To-go please."
Innocent pastry by day, unstoppable killing machine by night.
I know Dairy Queen has a cake for every occasion, but what the hell is this for?
'Mr. Kraken Head', the Icelandic response to 'Mr. Potato Head' fell vastly shy of the marketing success it had set out to be.
Honey, when's the last time you cleaned out the fridge?
At 5:36, the meringue became self aware!
Just the way Jabba the Hutt likes his crabs, frozen in carbonite.
Can I get a ham sandwich with a side of...hmm...do you have anything that's gibbous, eldritch and non-Euclidean?
Objects in window are not as delicious as they appear.
Cthulu's bakery is fucking scary
I MADE YOU A CRABCAKE BUT I EATED IT
Why does everyone seem to think it's a cake? It's OBVIOUSLY a meringue!
Not pictured: Me thinking of 2 ways to have sex with this
This proves Scientology is real.
Most people just assumed Frosty melted when the sun came. The truth was far more sinister.