Other Craptions

Innocent pastry by day, unstoppable killing machine by night.

I know Dairy Queen has a cake for every occasion, but what the hell is this for?

'Mr. Kraken Head', the Icelandic response to 'Mr. Potato Head' fell vastly shy of the marketing success it had set out to be.

Honey, when's the last time you cleaned out the fridge?

At 5:36, the meringue became self aware!

Just the way Jabba the Hutt likes his crabs, frozen in carbonite.

Can I get a ham sandwich with a side of...hmm...do you have anything that's gibbous, eldritch and non-Euclidean?

Objects in window are not as delicious as they appear.

Cthulu's bakery is fucking scary

I MADE YOU A CRABCAKE BUT I EATED IT

Why does everyone seem to think it's a cake? It's OBVIOUSLY a meringue!

Not pictured: Me thinking of 2 ways to have sex with this

This proves Scientology is real.

Most people just assumed Frosty melted when the sun came. The truth was far more sinister.

Pictured: How George W. Bush thinks stem cell research will turn out.

In soviet Russia, PASTRY EAT YOU !

The Special effects artist from Doctor Who has officially stopped trying.

WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!...what? well...not that

If you add yeast to a cake, it'll rise. If you add too much yeast, it'll rise from the dead!

Frozen crabs from Paris Hilton 3 for a Dollar!

Martha Stewart's early work went largely unnoticed.

Cake or death? Uhhh...death please.

That's disgusting!!! You can't leave a metal knife in the refrigerator!

Dear GOD, how I wish The Cake Was A Lie!

Cakepan's Labyrinth.

THIS is why you should clean out your belly-button lint occasionally.

... Matt - Damon

After Saw VI, Jigsaw decided to open a bakery.

Yet another Disney character to haunt childrens dreams for years to come.

Its the "Welcome home Cthulhu" cake I ordered ready?

Sadly, there wasn't enough magic in that old silk hat to save poor Frosty.

Ill say it again GERMANS ARE WEIRD

American Pie 4: Double Penetration

I hear they're letting Charles Manson work in the prison cafeteria now

Bukkake sculpture of the year.

This flying spaghetti monster thing is getting out of hand.

Elder Gods aren't what they used to be....

You know it's funny, I never wanted to skull fuck something till now.

Remember Jimmy it is more scared of you than you are scared of it.

Pig snouts molded in lard under glass? Must be Thanksgiving at the Clinton Presidential Library.

Before he became a barber,he was known as 'Sweeny Todd...The Demon Baker of Fleet Street'

"Battle not with butter, lest ye become a butter, and if you gaze into the butter, the butter gazes also into you." - Nietzsche

"I heard something about never putting one of these in the microwave ... I don't remember. Probably just an urban legend anyway."

Phantom of the Bakery.

"The things I've seen. Friends, family...devoured."

Well i personally think this is very hurtful to Joseph Merrick

"Awww, they're so cute when they're young."

Even the pet shops are odd in Japan

I'm never going to the bakery on acid again