Craptions Classics November 19, 2008

I SAID FLOSS YOUR FUCKING TEETH!

Ish

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FINISH HIM!.... Lui Kang wins....FLOSSLESS victory

Rissiki

The problem with Chinese choking is, a half hour later you feel like you need to be choked again.

GaseousClay

"OKAY! OKAY! THAT *DOES* LOOK LIKE A SHIRT A MAGICIAN WOULD WEAR!"

landmine76

Dr. Ho's dental floss - you'll never need a toothpick again!

TimeShare

wear your Rivestrong bracerets whever you go!

rasputin

In Japan, every T.V. show requires at least one cute Japanese girl for every two guys doing something borderline gay.

lichen

"Now you're going to feel a little discomfort..."

Gatt

God dammit! This is not what I expected when you said you were going to poke me with your rod! This is lame...

hiwata

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING BOX !

Hank

Extreme Dentistry

Stretch

"You're right honey, chiropracters aren't real doctors."

jsrduck

Now are you gonna wear the LiveStrong bracelet, or am I going to have to keep "inspiring" you.

GaseousClay
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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