Other Craptions

FINISH HIM!.... Lui Kang wins....FLOSSLESS victory

The problem with Chinese choking is, a half hour later you feel like you need to be choked again.

"OKAY! OKAY! THAT *DOES* LOOK LIKE A SHIRT A MAGICIAN WOULD WEAR!"

Dr. Ho's dental floss - you'll never need a toothpick again!

wear your Rivestrong bracerets whever you go!

Asian History X

Mental floss.

In Japan, every T.V. show requires at least one cute Japanese girl for every two guys doing something borderline gay.

"Now you're going to feel a little discomfort..."

God dammit! This is not what I expected when you said you were going to poke me with your rod! This is lame...

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING BOX !

Extreme Dentistry

"You're right honey, chiropracters aren't real doctors."

Now are you gonna wear the LiveStrong bracelet, or am I going to have to keep "inspiring" you.

After the first martial arts lesson, David decided guns kick ass

I was actually sorta okay with this until I noticed the white sneakers.

I'm going to align the HELL out of your vertebrae!

Hey baby, wanna see me pop a wheelie on this thing?

It goes in one ear and right out the other

Damn, Japanese games shows don't fuck around with the losers

When I said, "Don't tase me, bro." I didn't mean that i preferred to be poked in the back of a head with metal rods

Waldo exacts revenge on a ninja who dared to find him.

you make me angry, yooo no rike me when I am angry !

Boy... laws about wearing white after labor day are strictly enforced around here...

You'll be dancing with the stars no more, Mr. Aikens!

Your move, Gingivitis.

Pictured : Chinese man trying out his new chopsticks. He says "if i can pick up a human, i can pick up a chicken ball!"

"Welcome to Scientology, my friend. Now pay me $300,000."

Japan's Got Tarent

Acupuncture is for pussies. But, medicinal throat garroting, now there's an effective chronic pain therapy!

What the fuck is wrong with David Blaine?

You need some leverage when you're stepping out of the back of your "Sexy Man" costume...

Hmm.. .painful and humiliating. Oh, it must be a metaphor for an IRS audit.

The tragic end of Team Jump Rope

I don't know why we even bother. We're switching him over to HD in February anyway.

Now if Ive done this right, the head should come off and honor should be restored. If done incorrectly, cleanup in isle 2

Who... Does Number Two.... Work for!?

Hi im Terry Gilliam and I know alot of you Wont like this movie and if that is case its because your not looking at it through the innocence of a child's eyes :| thank you thank you thank you

A general who became a slave. A slave who became a gladiator. A gladiator who defied a dentist.

You know how I know you're gay?

A scene from "Shaolin Dental Floss Executioner".

Vader's daughter, Ling, didn't have the Force. So, to garner the same respect, she hired Lau to strangle people when she made the force-choke gesture.

How to remove your foot when "kicking someones ass" goes horribly wrong.

... And with a slight twist of the wrist, you can ensure he never leaves the seat up again.

unable to afford even the most humble means of transportation, Riksuki turned to his martial arts prowess to hitch rides

Not pictured: The least painful way to remove wisdom teeth.

See Linda! Jute rope is not JUST AS GOOD as piano wire.

Dude, you're using those dowsing rods all wrong.

"Next, my lovely assistant will apply her 'Kung-Fu Grip'"