Craptions Classics November 18, 2008

I fucking hate bill collecters.

Bell110

Other Craptions

5 more ducks should get this baby off the ground!

Truthiness

Mexico City's wealthiest man.

Animantis

I see you laughing but do you have a better way to transport ducks?

Saintsman

Thailand's version of the KFC family bucket

Crispin

Julio crosses himself, thanking the patron saint of "don't put all your eggs in one basket".

Aes

on the way to Aflac commercial tryouts

rasputin

Bill Gates ensures his status as the wealthiest man in Obama's America.

CavalierX

I saved a whole bag full of ducks by switching to Geico!

Riggz309

Deathcab for Goosie!

VP_TheGirl

The hero drove into town, his vanquished foes on display. The villagers knew that now, after years of terror, they were finally safe at night.

bcanders

Whatever it takes to use the car pool lane!

AwakeAllTheTime

What do you mean I have bird flu? How the fuck did I get that?

donuteyes

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

AwakeAllTheTime

It could automatic... It could be...hydromatic... It could be GEESE LIGHTNING!

Dr.Pepper
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