Other Craptions

5 more ducks should get this baby off the ground!

Mexico City's wealthiest man.

I see you laughing but do you have a better way to transport ducks?

Thailand's version of the KFC family bucket

Julio crosses himself, thanking the patron saint of "don't put all your eggs in one basket".

on the way to Aflac commercial tryouts

Bill Gates ensures his status as the wealthiest man in Obama's America.

Deathcab for Goosie!

I saved a whole bag full of ducks by switching to Geico!

The hero drove into town, his vanquished foes on display. The villagers knew that now, after years of terror, they were finally safe at night.

Whatever it takes to use the car pool lane!

What do you mean I have bird flu? How the fuck did I get that?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Step one:collect ducks Step two: Step three: Profit

It could automatic... It could be...hydromatic... It could be GEESE LIGHTNING!

Who needs bumper stickers when you have ducks?

Bring out your ducks!

Quack if you're horny

They see me rolling, they quacking.

Best. Alarm system. Ever.

Injured workers everywhere rejoiced after the Aflac and UPS merger.

Ted was never allowed to become a real bus driver.

Mario Kart: Bangladesh

It's my birthday today, and for my my birthday, I think I should win the caption contest.

Tim was often plagued by horrible gas. The embarrassment he suffered every time one squeaked out was awful. But today was different, today he had a plan ...

When John accidentally crashed into an oncoming truck, 20 pillows were instantly made.

Vietnamese "Meals on Wheels"

A Colombian QUACK dealer.

Vietnamese Santa is different than ours.

They're driving south for the winter.

So that rotten gecko has hired a hitman, eh? Oh, it's ON, Geico!

"Of coursh you know... Thish meansh war!"

Haha. Their culture is different than ours.

"Just Married"

After the accident, when the doctor asked him he didn't duck, Wong strangled him.

The Cambodian version of Seven Brides For Seven Brothers was a little different. The were 14 brides and only one brother. And the brides were ducks and the brother was actually a wok.

Supervillians are running out of ideas

The ugly truckling.

Grand Theft Poultry.

Unfortunately, Andy was hard of hearing and though he had been called a "Mother Ducker".

The opening scene in Christopher Nolan's 'Darkwing Duck.'

Duck, duck, duck, duck... what the hell am I doing wrong?

Maverick never really got over his copilot's death.

Eli Roth's Duck Tales.

After C*H*I*P*S, Ponch fell on some hard times.

I'm not sure what the theme of the party is, but count me IN!

Who needs an iPhone when you have messenger ducks.

In Burma the mother goose tales were just a little different.

It had been two years to the day since Alfonso ate those duck eggs. He had hardly given it another thought, but they had. They thought of nothing else. And now, they had found him.