Other Craptions

Make your own Summer Blockbuster in three easy steps! (Quick witted black guy sold seperatly)

China's "America Town" is more degrading than our "China Town"

"Squeeze breasts, not triggers" - 2008 World Peace Summit.

Or you can buy them together and play "DateRape"

Nobody should ever have to make this decision.

Hooters and Shooters.

Little Timmy loved violence and sex, but he only had enough allowance to get one.

The Sex Pistols.

Hey, check it out - gun racks.

"Anyway, I took out the wrong one, and nipple-whipped the guy right in the face!"

Toys R' Fucking Awesome

$9.45 for boobs? Please! I paid $3,000.00 for mine!

Dont ya hate how they always put those impulse buys right by the register?

Tit me with your best shot!

Baby's R' Us: San Andreas.

Here showcasing the 2 greatest forms of stress relief in the modern world

Wow! Brazilian grenades are SO much cooler than ours!

this is actually how they sell milk in japan.

Well, I know what I'm getting Dad this Christmas....

The US Army's new recruiting strategy.

In a secret warehouse, EON Productions prepares to assemble the components of the next James Bond film,

These people cling to their guns and boobs.

Two things the Japanese don't have: guns and tits

Steve was torn. He wanted to relieve his stress, but how...

If I could get what's on the right, I wouldn't need what's on the left.

Toy stores in Heaven.

they got rubber pussies in aisle 3 next to the knives

The handgun selection is pretty good. The hand grenades are effective but we find that the soldiers hang onto them just a little too long...

Toys-R-Us: 'Things That Squirt Section' in Japan

The American dream, now available at wallmart

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.

Guns and tits, what more can a ten year old want?

Blinded by the tears, he reached for the gun he knew would be there, put it in his mouth and pulled the trigger. His eyes flew open: the pain was gone, but he wasn't dead. His mistake saved his life.... and gave it meaning again.

Titty-Titty Bang Bang!!

"I bought the Sunday School gifts!" "YOU IDIOT! I said toy nuns, and kitties! "... I fucked up bad this time, huh?"

Flash-Grenades

Apparently those guns are "Dolphin-friendly"...

Charlie Sheen's basement.

Guns don't kill people, desperate women with shitty, over-the-counter breast implants kill people.

Finally! We find where anime gets its roots

Jack Thompson thinks video games are corrupting our youth?

Japan... Striving for Americanism since 1941

Hurry up, rape training begins in 5 minutes.

Freud's toy store

After failing in the rap industrey Snoop Dog had to set up a convenience store

First - I win!!!

Oh, man, I am SO going to survive Armageddon!!

He shoots and scores!

Either way, you'll shoot your eye out...