marvelxf4
Make your own Summer Blockbuster in three easy steps! (Quick witted black guy sold seperatly)
Ledouche
Little Timmy loved violence and sex, but he only had enough allowance to get one.
CavalierX
In a secret warehouse, EON Productions prepares to assemble the components of the next James Bond film,
Leaf
The handgun selection is pretty good. The hand grenades are effective but we find that the soldiers hang onto them just a little too long...
Zaphod
Blinded by the tears, he reached for the gun he knew would be there, put it in his mouth and pulled the trigger. His eyes flew open: the pain was gone, but he wasn't dead. His mistake saved his life.... and gave it meaning again.
Batman?
"I bought the Sunday School gifts!" "YOU IDIOT! I said toy nuns, and kitties! "... I fucked up bad this time, huh?"
DrTom
Guns don't kill people, desperate women with shitty, over-the-counter breast implants kill people.
satur92002
Thinking he had grabbed a fake gun to use when robbing the store, Jim held up the cashier with a surprising and embarrassing alternative.
Leaf
Someone shoplifted one tit.... If you're going to steal them, steal them in pairs!!
g-unit
Pokemon has taken an oddly erotic turn in recent years. Still, there's no denying the cuteness of Boobichu.
TheSnacker
...and that is when I realized I had the saddest collection ever. I was going to shoot myself, but the gun I bought was still in the origanal packaging, and I didn't have a complete set yet...
bydonn
Soccer Ball keychain $1.99 Gun $25 Fake Boob $9.45 Explaining the contents of your glove Box at a DWI checkpoint: PRICELESS
bydonn
Nymphomaniac pacifiers? They're right next to the Suicidal Tendency pacifiers, aisle 9....
Zaphod
"Let me show you the security aisle: here we have tazers, pepper spray, rape whistles, handguns, boobie-traps..."
ibox
"Just get the toy gun, honey." ... "But, you let Maggie get the penis-shaped sucker!" ... "Yes, but she needs the practice if she's going to marry a rich man someday."
bobthecob
I don't what's worse the fact that there are two guns missing or just one boob missing.
ajp1015
So I went into the store to buy a last minute birthday present for my girlfriend's mom...to say the least I'm not invited for Thanksgiving...But her dad did ask me to go camping?
davesarecool
I really like shooting people, and i like breasts. Where can i find a store for me.
NotMike
At last, parents can decide whether their child will grow up to be a murderer or a sex offender.
Gambler
Charlie Wilson once said about his receptionists: "You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits." Well, as this shopkeeper, I beg to differ...
robo042
"Just one?" "Just one." "Sir, are you sure? You know it's buy one, get one half off, right?" "I just need one."
Riggz309
Those guns aren't real... and neither are the boobs! And you call THIS Chinatown!?
getittwistd
What I want to know is why the boobs aren't sold as a set? What scenario could arise where a single rubber boob could come in handy, but two would just be ridiculous?
Gambler
Aha, so THIS explains how discount plastic-surgeons manage to keep costs down...
wamsachel
The Survivor store: Breast Cancer, Gang violence, doesn't matter, you survived it we'll supply it
Dragonman
In hopes of making it through the economic recession without going bankrupt, Toys "R" Us now caters to a different audience.
Rex-Jester
Characters translated: Nipples, pistols, yoyos and toys, girls stay out, these are for boys!
chromigula
John and Frank were shocked at just how much more well-stocked Japanese 7-11s are compared with the 7-11s back in New Jersey.
Swaimfan
Boobs and guns as toys? I certainly don't want my son having anything to do with that. You can forget about getting any custom from the Bond family. Come along James, I'll by you that big book of puns I saw earlier.
bydonn
"...price check on titties, Correction, make that TITTY...some guy wants only 1; do we sell them that way? I need manager override at register 7...."
Joobles
I don't see what's wrong here. Looks like an average Japanese school fundraiser.
DickDastardly
The marketing team at Toys 'R Us finally figured out what boys REALLY want to play with.
Mioljinr
The NRA unveils it's new slogan..."Guns don't kill people. Staring at women with huge hooters and guns do."
Hank
Since re-arranging the stores displays, Jiang Dong has noticed a 42% drop-off in keychain sales, a 13% increase in robberies, and the bathroom has been occupied for 2 weeks.
onceabee
SHIT! I didnt buy little pete a present, better rush to the store and see what they...well hello!
flyerzrule
cvs new plan to deal with the recession: stock up on the most popular products.
SirButternut
What! That is the most inappropriate thing I have EVER seen. How DARE that cupboard be left unlocked?
Gabngar
"What's that ma'am? Oh, the titty yo-yos are on the shelf next to the freezer full of dildo-pops."
repeatoffender
She told him that her bazookas came with sex pistols. Sadly it wasn't just a pun
lilcletus
Why didn't they have toys like that when i was a kid?.. then i wouldnt've ended up gay
Indigo_Dingo
This so soooooo fake. We all know the Japanese don't allow the selling of guns.
agalryunaer
Even mentioning the furious masturbations this is going to cause worldwide is unnecessary
kkohl121
Joe misheard the phrase "Tit for Tat" and created this new marketing scheme, Tits and Gats
monkeyboy
Hey!If your going to steal the boobs atleast take two cause nobody wants one boob....weirdo
OlDirtyBen
What would be in every store everywhere if the world were ruled by 13-year-old boys.
robo042
In today's fast paced world, life can get hectic for a man. Boobs to squeeze, asses to cap, and don't forget about the length of your penis which you should regularly measure. We're the one-stop shop for the man-on-the-go.
Jeepster
Good afternoon and welcome to Yoshi's, we have a special - buy one, get one free of the "Joe the Plumber survival kit." Right this way.
Linux fan
Tom couldn't decide which gun to buy for his son, the Smith & Breaston or the Boobetta.
Zaphod
Well, if this is what he's endorsing now, then I've GOT to watch those "Flipper" reruns again... cuz I am missing something awesome!
robo042
"These aren't edible are they?" "I'm not sure... I mean, I eat them from time to time, but I don't know if you're really supposed to."
bydonn
"This is 'Entertainment Tonight': We're backstage on the set of 'Charlie's Angels 3' and...."
robo042
"Okay, I know the guns are dolphin friendly, but what about the boobs? No? Okay, then I don't want them."
chrisnaish
Yes, the pellet gun is painful, but being hit with a tit is much more humiliating.
Leaf
The fake boobs are a more effective weapon. He said we'd have to pry his gun from his "cold, dead hands". Turns out all we had to do was throw Charlton Heston a couple of fake boobs and he dropped the damn thing....
OsoFurioso
For a limited time only buy one boob ball and get a second free! (Offer only vaild on boob balls and nothing else.)
outsider22583
Bill soon realized that the round object he inserted into his eye socket to replace his missing eye, was not an eyeball but a boob instead,
Grag
Japan: The only place to squeeze a cup-cake-titties and play with guns at the same time.
BONERJAM
"I see it only costs one dolphin for the blacks guns but how many dolphins does it cost for the boobs?"
BobsAccountant
The new North Korean recruitment strategy, Dolphin guns and tit-grenades, was only met with mediocre success. AP reports.
Leaf
Aisle 4: Stress relief products. Stress balls shaped like tits, handguns, something for everyone!!
jonahsbrother
little johnnys bouncy ball was confiscated the other day just as the younger children were beginning to understand the meaning to life
Fkelleghan
Now, THAT's one grenade that many soldiers would be glad to jump on for their buddies!
Leaf
"Okay... time to check my wife's shopping list... Handgun, ammunition, tampons, couple of fake boobs, large size...... ....god, I hate buying tampons...."
Hank
Since re-arranging the store display, Jiang Dong has noticed a 42% drop-off in keychain sales.
markrrose
After all the gay innuendo in the Craptions, Cracked makes up for it all in one manly picture.
dandaman
Mr. Magorium's truly was a wonderful emporium. A wonderful, seedy, manly emporium.
Firebird
Knowing Japan, you're probably supposed to shoot the plastic breasts and feel up the gun.
Riggz309
KB Toys introduces their new, yet controversial "Sex And Violence" line of products.
lilcletus
Ha Ha... Rubber boobs and guns!!! this is where a young gangster gets his start!
Dr.Pepper
Japan's newest Christmas toy: GO-GO-GONADS! Additional Go-Go-Gonad and high heel for stomping sold seperately.
diddilyfudge
And thoughs over here are to get that trigger finger of yours nice and strong
jreese
Debra Messing feeling some financial strain since the cancellation of Will and Grace, decides to make a little income by selling life sized molds of her breasts.
monkeyboy
a teenagers wet dream guns and breasts the only thing that is need are some video games
Fkelleghan
"And I want to find a restaurant that serves REAL Japanese food, not that Americanized crap." "Then, um, you might want to stay away from their gift shops."
Pedgerow
You'd never get this in America. The Democrats would oppose the guns and the Republicans would oppose pornographic children's toys. So vote for that third guy!
bamentt
President Elect Obama was concerned that the Bailout package was incomplete.It has everything a failing bank needs.
robo042
Allright, three rubber breasts and one toy dolphin pistol. Will that be all for you today sir? May I insterest you in a battery operated vagina? You know, in case you find yourself in one of those common everyday situations that require a battery
NobodyNowhere
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, and in a toy store too! HORRIBLE! Kids shouldn't be encouraged to play with guns!
fknloser
Tired of the same 'ol Asian clusterfuk day after day?? Feel what its like to be American ... on sale now !
lighter
..Don't worry boys, we'll kill those mother fuckers with these guns and....um..uh...these uh "Tit grenades"..
MARCS
With president Bush no longer in office, the Chinese must change their presidential assassination plans.
Jenna_Tullwortz
"This just gave me an idea; let's go to the titty bar for some shooters."
Fkelleghan
Frankly? In THIS store, I can't wait to hear the sincere persuasions from harried sales clerks delivering their store-mandated greetings during my last-minute Christmas shopping.
bydonn
Sure, buy one, and everyone makes a joke. But, buy 189, and then you get stared at...what? WHAT!!???!!???
bydonn
I don't know about you, but they remind me of Granny Smith's....APPLES, you freak, APPLES!!!!!
Mothershabooboo
The Democrats and Republicans make a compramize in China Town's Dollerama.
ParadoxSocks
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo My heart goes Bang Bang Boob doo doo doo doo When she walks into the room doo doo doo doo My heart goes Bang Bang Boob
dws
Sad single men corner: It's the only way you'll ever get to grab your gun and and squeeze some tits.
acemagnet1
Excuse me sir... are these toy guns child safe? -Yes mam, completely. What about these balls? -Yes, why do you ask. Because my sons tongue is swollen.
chrisnaish
Gun... 300 Yen. Breast... 250 Yen. Watching someone try to load the gun with the breast... Priceless.
g-unit
Pictured: guinness world record holder for largest odd-numbered collection of breasts.
nobody
I don't know why Japan has the highest suicide rate with these tits and tots everywhere,...
Skipmuntz
I'm not trying to be funny or anything; this is the god-honest truth: I own one of those boob-squishies, and it was given to me by my student, a 45-year-old mother of three. I love Japan.
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