Craptions Classics November 16, 2008

"Hi, my name is Peter Parker, and I'll be your waiter today."

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

Well, that's what happens when you don't make reservations!

Thomas Calnan

"I have the winning hand," he thought, "but how do I lay my cards out on the table?" It was a chin-scratcher.

landmine76

Hey, the Union says we get a lunch break...we get a fucking lunch break!

DrTom

Salvador Dali and MC Escher discuss their works over lunch.

EddieBrock412

PETA should just stick with naked chicks. Their newest protest is just way too freaking confusing.

bengals

Distracted by his full house, Chuck didn't notice Bob falling to his death.

brizzle

Hmmm.. I'll have the GET ME THE FUCK DOWN FROM HERE!

carramrod

haha! a pair of kings! you were a worthy opponent but its time for your wire to be cut!

frizzlefry

And when God cameth back from his day of rest, He knew not what the fucketh was going on.

NoFC

"OK, do you want the non-smoking table or the gravity-defying section?"

Truthiness

You can do some crazy shit in GTA 5.

RNbulletsponge

Art is subjective... no wait, retarded.

microhendy

Cross "people playing poker sideways on a building" from my list of things to see before I die.

sofaking

Hopefully, they didnt order the soup.

deaved_wrath
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