landmine76
"I have the winning hand," he thought, "but how do I lay my cards out on the table?" It was a chin-scratcher.
bengals
PETA should just stick with naked chicks. Their newest protest is just way too freaking confusing.
frizzlefry
haha! a pair of kings! you were a worthy opponent but its time for your wire to be cut!
NoFC
And when God cameth back from his day of rest, He knew not what the fucketh was going on.
sofaking
Cross "people playing poker sideways on a building" from my list of things to see before I die.
meat
"I've got a pair of Kings, what do you have?" "Uh. . . Soiled Pants, and no Flush."
DrTom
It required the entire CSI team to dust for fingerprints when Sir Edmund Hillary's family was murdered.
Grezz
"You know, I bet if someone took a picture of us in this force 10 gale from the side it would look like we were all dangling off a wall." "Stop stalling and play your f***ing hand"
gm_zero
"I'm applying for the painting job... I was just wondering when we take lunch break?" "Oh, uh... 12:30... It takes some getting used to."
Swaimfan
Now that the laws of gravity no longer applied to them, the executives were free to vandalise competing restaurant chains.
Swaimfan
Art Shmart. THIS shit right here is why Splinter named the turtles after the most awesome Renaissance painters.
landmine76
"Have you seen that movie sideways? I was thinking about it for some reason."
RNbulletsponge
Damn it Ted! You slipped on the wall didn't you! Great, there goes our deposit on these suits.
Brett-Butler
Bob and Sue were driven up the wall about the prices in the latest restaraunt.
SUPERNAUT44
Mark and Sandy decided that their relationship was going to be no strings attached
ivecomehomenow
Sven pondered the meaning of existence while, Hans wondered what the fuck they were doing playing cards sideways.
lichen
Graffiti artists in California are so much more sophisticated than their East-coast counterparts.
Tunikidya
Somehow Texas Hold 'Em just doesn't work when the River is 10 stories below the game.
Swaimfan
Of all his crazy purchases, the team he paid to follow him all day and paint his surroundings according to his mood was probably Bill's most extravagant.
landmine76
I went to a friend's house, and he said I'd have to sleep on the floor. Damn Gravity! Got me again. You don't know how much I wanted to sleep on the wall. -Mitch Hedberg
sofaking
I can understand the sidways table, the giant novelty cards, but a scarf? A little excessive don't you think?
Brett-Butler
Somewhere along the line, the memo about the paintball meeting got lost in translation.
scrubsfanatic
i don't think Tyler Durdan agreed with the san francisco project mayhem team thoughts on terrorism
landmine76
"I'm sorry, sir. But a 'full house' does not allow you to beat 'falling to your death.'"
Davematt
As the surrounded him from all sides, ready to paint, Jack knew the only way to survive a hostage situation with the British Gay Ninja Clan was to beat their leader at his own game...Crazy Sideways Old Maid!
Brett-Butler
Well, the sign said "first 10 customers eat for free." We didn't want to have to wait for the restaraunt to open though.
SirButternut
'Photo of Two Retards Stuck to the Side of the Wall While Musing Over A Game Of Enlarged Cards'
Rex-Jester
Arts and crafts day in the cafeteria at CERN (home of the Large Hadron Collider).
microhendy
I would think of a better craption but there happens to be a half-naked woman on the right-hand-side of the page.
BrevityThing
The current winning Craption is a fallacy. There is clearly no waiter in this picture.
Swaimfan
Batman's deadliest foe, the painter sat back, satisfied. There was no way the dynamic duo would escape his new state of the ART machine. And they certainly would feel a lot of PAIN..................t
Wazula
-Keep painting, guys. You're doing great. -Can we switch soon? -Yeah, maybe. Later.
dying_in_back
"Now, dear, I've only ever seen 'Being John Malkovich', but would you describe our lives as Kaufman-esque?"
lichen
Why people with Asperger's syndrome are not allowed outside of their mother's basement.
ibox
"This is a killer hand", Bob thinks to himself. So with his best poker face, Bob confidently places all of his chips on the table. "I'm all in", he says. Seconds later as Jim ponders a call, Bob's wife Annie is beaten to a bloody pulp by Bob's chips
lichen
After a deadly virus rid the world of all females, men all over the world found out how to make painting even GAYER...
Leaf
"Not exactly what I meant when I suggested that we 'raise the stakes', but all right..."
wickedspork
now this is a story all about how my poultry dish got flipped-turned upside down...
UndeadMonkey
Guy 1: Hey, doesn't this deny the laws of physics? Guy 2: What's a physics?
Mr.Ogynist
"Did you ever stop to think that maybe the rest of the world is sideways and WE'RE right-side up?" "Shut up and bet, Charlie."
uzielis
The food they serve is not so bad the layout concept's pretty rad, and oh, the wine, it makes you glad, but the way you sit - well, you've been had.
The_Entertainer
Oddly enough, the only real question Paul had was why the waiter was taking so long.
Dick_Johnson
you know you've partied too hard when your passed out stuck to a wall with semen dripping down your arm
TheGuy185
As much as I'd love to comment on the people, I'm pretty sure they're painting tentacle porn.
Fkelleghan
I don't think the Battlefield Mall really needed a make-over, what with that eye-catching mascot.
Brett-Butler
And to think, if we went to the 'PaintWall' restaraunt in Asiatown, we could've been served by Godzilla!
carramrod
Honey... What if... Nah... It's not like pidgeons enjoy shitting on.... oh shit.
Xsin13
There are no guys in drag and yet this picture still manages to be one of the faggier ones in this contest.
Brett-Butler
Forget about an arm and a leg, the next set of Italian diners could set you back an ear!
frizzlefry
DERELL! i can see the way your staring at that plane, you think its prettier than me! LOOK AT ME
carramrod
They aren't eating people, they're playing cards. Get with the in crowd already.
SUPERNAUT44
John and Stan disagreed a lot. Mostly because John is a up wing conservative and Stan is a down wing liberal
Brett-Butler
The bad thing about upside down dining is if you throw up they charge you double.
hibby989
While the rest of the workers were working to finish the new Obama portrait before election day, Bob and Steve decided to take 'Change' literally
Swaimfan
No, Morphious, it's a lousy disguise! We were wearing it at the restaurant and the matrix STILL spotted Neo and me. Explain that.
Wazula
-Please, sir. May I have some more? -You ungrateful brat! I'll devise some special punishment for you...
Dr.Pepper
RED SCARF: "I don't give a shit how exclusive this restaurant is, Clarence! If Emeril doesn't show up soon, I'm disconnecting my harness and going home!"
spoo
Just because they used to work on "Wall" street doesn't mean an out of work broker can paint one.
spoo
The Craption part of my brain is a swap file currently being accessed by Fallout_3.exe. So I ain't got much to offer.
mikeyscouse
after seeing bob lose all his wages on a game of poker tim thought it best to wait for that perfect hand by hanging around..
lazerpointer
"So how about visiting the chiropractor after we make our point?" "There's a point to this?!?"
jfbeltran
They were only a few inches away from the ground but GODDAMN THEM IF THEY WERE GOING TO LET THE NEW HARNESSES GO TO WASTE
Barnato
Despite the expensive meal Bob knew he wasn't getting any tonight, Valerie obviously 'had the painters in'.
tiggyfriddys
This is a scene from the original intro to Casino Royale. You can see why they decided to go another way.
chrisnaish
I hate bullshit pictures like this. No one ever uses playing cards that are that big.
Seekertickets
Hmm...Why am I up here again....?..Let's see....had a couple of drinks at the races....wanted to play poker....mates wanted to paint instead.....
ScarlettOhara
Herbie loathed his life. Painting over the shit stains when performance artists couldn't hold out was a humiliating job.
Sairin
When special people get superpowers they become world saving superheroes, but when everyone has superpowers they just use them for stupid stuff like this.
Ruiiza
"No, darling, when l said "Lets paint the town red.", I didn't mean it literally."
grillmaster
Charles darling, Can you explain to me again how cheating gravity would help us in poker with only the 2 of us playing?
sutchy
"Jesus, I feel like a moron. I mean, look at us. Look what we're doing right now. These cards are way too big. We would be normal, everyday poker players if it weren't for these fucking cards."
meat
"Are you telling me that I can scale and paint WALLS!?" "I'm saying that when you are ready... You won't have to."
Helios_J20
John: Mike, what are you actually painting? Mike: F*cked if I know, just trying to look busy.
sofaking
Forced perspective. The camera is titled to the right, there's just a very powerful fan of camera.
Brett-Butler
IF there's one place you don't want to get dirorrea, this would probably be it.
microhendy
The one on the far right forgot his brush so he decided to paint with himself.
RNbulletsponge
ya know, we could make a lot of money if we set up a restaurant here, instead of just playing poker.
awesomeman
Craptions: the only thing i-am-bored.com arn't linking too from cracked iv typed this 3 times because of errors...
smallshrimp
So, Brizzle is winning? Is that what snoop dog calls his brother brian or something?
Fkelleghan
James Cameron spent a fortune on props and details, but unfortunately the paint-work isn't visible in the scenes when the Titanic sinks.
Aderas
What you can't tell, is this is actually a picture of mannequins advertising 'How to ignore the Gay.'
mikeyscouse
are you the tipe of person who gets board easilly??? then try new porta..poker the new game for when your hanging around
apsham
Dave realized at this point that suited connectors took on a whole new meaning, in their situation.
smt28
Peter Parker's less famous 6 brothers: Painty, Baldy, Colly, Frenchy, Fabbioy, and Dipshit
wizzPOPPA
joe:hhhmmmm...i think ill use my fall to your death card steve: ha!,and ill use DEFLECTION nick: no!!!!
Lion822
Im sorry your order is late but your waiter fell to his death Did our steak fall too? Yes Nooooooooooooooooooo
jbro
Though unable to aid the alarming job losses or foreclosure rates, the bailout package did manage to salvage the "Wall Street White-Collar Rehabilitation Program", allowing upper class, middle-aged executives to really do something with their lives.
monroeyoder
Guy rubbing his face: Work faster, damn you! This is the only way my beard will grow!
toacosmo
When Ninjas want to open a one-table restaraunt on the side of a building that they paint daily then you better believe that they'll do it.
RutRut
"Thanks for trying to distract me Steve, but I can't stop scratching at the pimple on my chin."
ological
"I get that the cafe owner is a big Michael Jackson fan, but this is fuckin' ridiculous"
hurrakane212
In France, astronauts practice looking suave and playing poker in zero gravity.
kidwithoneshoe
the amazing thing is that they flipped this 1/4 cc. In order to make the diners ties and hair "appear" to be falling, they used a combination of strong magnets and custom-made wigs. The painter's brush (top left) is actually a shaped and painted prop
spoo
Two out of three guys with ponytails hanging off a building agree: We don't do shit. Of course, One third meet a grisly demise but ultimately you just play the cards you're dealt. :)
LordMAGNUS1105
Jeff: "My chin sense is telling me there's something very wrong with this situation..." Marie: "That's just the black guy under your ass."
UndeadMonkey
Fred decided not to look up from he's wall painting as he would be looking directly at some guy's sideways ass.
Sofa-king
"Its really hard to stay still for your painting when all the blodd is rushing to my head"
The_Entertainer
"Funny," George thought out loud, "I don't remember our card table being this sideways. And do those men always paint your floor like that? Either way, go fish."
The_Entertainer
In this tribe, only those bearing sacred scarves are allowed rest while painting the ceremonial mural to their native gods.
The_Entertainer
Upon reconsideration, lunch in Amsterdam was decidedly not the best idea Mike had ever had.
The_Entertainer
Even for a hair metal band, this particular publicity stunt seemed shallow to Dean.
meat
On the set of Transporter IV. You can see Jason Statham (lower left) texting his lover (himself).
tondreilla
For some reason, I totally loved that movie 'Sideways'. Now I think I know why.
Sobes
Apparently some people have yet to grasp the concept of gravity. Restaurant above: The Isaac Newton
monroeyoder
"You know Chet, this idea sounded stupid at first, but ponytails really do look better when they're perpendicular to the ground."
monroeyoder
"Ponytails are perpendicular to the ground anyway, I just wanted to have an excuse to be involved with several other men dangling in some fashion."
SlothLoveChunk
"While you have them tied to the side of the building, PLEASE cut their FUCKING HAIR!"
specie
No-one noticed anything amiss until the Invisible Woman bumped the back of her head on the table.
cyniclint
"Margret, I do say, Modern Art has gotten a little absurd these days" "Winston! I said, do you have the 3 of Spades?" "Oh right... Um Go Fish"
InkFiest
While scratching his chin, Charlie knew he had about as much of a chance at winning that hand as I do todays Craption.... Fuck...
john_pelphrey
"We will no longer eat on THE FLOOR,brothers and sisters" "Than where will we?" "Well..."
Bob_t_Monkey
Health and safety had a field day! Painting the place with customers still being served!
Mothershabooboo
Not pictured: The small child covered in pink pant on the street, which one of the 'helping hands' dropped.
OlDirtyBen
You'd think Craptions couldn't get any gayer than yesterday's entry and yet here's this...
The Other Ninja
Damn trick photography. There's just a strong wind and those men are really hovering a few feet off the ground.
DirtyMaggieMae
In retrospect, the designers of the cafe decided it deffinately would have been better to put the restrooms below the dining room.
pharmmajor
It's a union rule that all wallbanger jobs must employ at least five people named Harvey.
TeaBean
All the robot's agreed that C3PO's Bachelor party had been one of the best ever.
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