Other Craptions

Just remember: you asked for NBC in HD. Don't bitch about it now.

Attempted: dream catcher Actual result: dream haunter

Okay, Larry. You win. We'll call you the gayest of the land, just take off that stupid bra.

"Stop laughing, guys. As soon as I learn how to do this for real, the training wheels come off."

FAKE! This guy is straight. True gays could do it without the training wheels.

Do whatever you want Obama, you've still got 4 more years.

Then I said "I bet you can't." And long story short, he could.

Does this outfit make me look deprived of attention? Good.

There's the gay pride parade and then there's the REALLY gay pride parade down the street.

"Mommy is that a peacock?" "No Honey, that's a San Franciscan"

What Mormons think a gay wedding is like.

Melvin smiled to himself as a feeling of excitement washed over him. Today was the perfect day to test his tornado generator

You should see it when it's turned on.

An argument for gay marriage: no self-respecting man would let his husband go out in public dressed like this

Pictured: Japan, probably

Cop: "Okay Mr. Richards, what did the man who robbed you look like" Michael Richards: "He was black!" Cop: "Yes, we've got that - any other characteristics that might help us find him?" Richards: "He was black! It was a black man!!!"

PLEASE VOTE FOR ME ...I NEVER GOT NO MORE THAN TWO VOTES

After months on a diet of just beer and skittles, Henry shit a rainbow.

"I represent... the lollipop guild! The lollipop guild! The lollipop guild! And in the name of the lollipop guild... I'd like to welcome you, Barbara Streisand."

It's getting harder and harder to believe that O.J. is continuing his search for "the real killer."

When Icarus flew to close to the sun his wings melted. This guy was Flaming before he left the ground.

The Man Who Mistook a Flower Shop for his Hat

I'm never going to parades on acid. Ever

Stereotypes gotta start somewhere... Like here... A lot of them start here...

No closet could hold him!!!

I don't care what parade it is, as long as they throw candy I'm keeping my mouth shut.

She's rolling south for the winter.

Wanted: Someone who'll put the 'cock' in peacock.

The only two man made things that you can see from space are the great wall of China... and this...

In an attempt to summon the The Gray Dragon, Mablus, a simple mispronunciation summoned The Gay Drag Man, Fabulous.

Seriously. How many parade pictures does Cracked have?

Getting the permit to close down a city street: 2500 dollars Costume: 3523 dollars Finally getting back at your parents for sending you to all those "scared straight seminars": Priceless.

The Joker costume went through several prototypes.

Obama's cabinet search continues

Americans stood in shock as Canada's army invaded the U.S.

You can try all you want, nobody's going to visit Ohio.

You rarely hear people talk about the gay Navahoe code talkers.

And don't forget, this is Texas. If you were watching this in San Francisco it'd be 5 times bigger.

Barack Obama's inauguration was one of the tamer ones.

Lighter than air flight still eludes this African tribe

We don't talk much 'bout cousin Eric.

"bullets may not hurt you Mr.Bond, but you are no match for a gust of wind!!"

It designed this outfit from childrens hopes and dreams

Alright, I'll take your picture. Just try not to get any 'gay' on me.

Sadly, the third, adopted Wright brother was never seen again.

Have fun taking that thing to the bathroom. Or a urinal?

Does this make my ass look big?

After the rave party last night, Gilbert awoke with a strange daze and knew something was wrong because of all the strange looks people were giving him that day.

Fred Phelp's recurring nightmare...