bengals
Okay, Larry. You win. We'll call you the gayest of the land, just take off that stupid bra.
landmine76
"Stop laughing, guys. As soon as I learn how to do this for real, the training wheels come off."
landmine76
FAKE! This guy is straight. True gays could do it without the training wheels.
Truthiness
There's the gay pride parade and then there's the REALLY gay pride parade down the street.
Skipmuntz
Melvin smiled to himself as a feeling of excitement washed over him. Today was the perfect day to test his tornado generator
Skipmuntz
An argument for gay marriage: no self-respecting man would let his husband go out in public dressed like this
Leaf
Cop: "Okay Mr. Richards, what did the man who robbed you look like" Michael Richards: "He was black!" Cop: "Yes, we've got that - any other characteristics that might help us find him?" Richards: "He was black! It was a black man!!!"
landmine76
"I represent... the lollipop guild! The lollipop guild! The lollipop guild! And in the name of the lollipop guild... I'd like to welcome you, Barbara Streisand."
Fkelleghan
It's getting harder and harder to believe that O.J. is continuing his search for "the real killer."
Xsin13
When Icarus flew to close to the sun his wings melted. This guy was Flaming before he left the ground.
sofaking
I don't care what parade it is, as long as they throw candy I'm keeping my mouth shut.
Leaf
The only two man made things that you can see from space are the great wall of China... and this...
Batman?
In an attempt to summon the The Gray Dragon, Mablus, a simple mispronunciation summoned The Gay Drag Man, Fabulous.
Nightfire08
Getting the permit to close down a city street: 2500 dollars Costume: 3523 dollars Finally getting back at your parents for sending you to all those "scared straight seminars": Priceless.
Brett-Butler
And don't forget, this is Texas. If you were watching this in San Francisco it'd be 5 times bigger.
Derheadhunter
After the rave party last night, Gilbert awoke with a strange daze and knew something was wrong because of all the strange looks people were giving him that day.
SUPERNAUT44
" I seem to be lost. Maybe I should ask one of these freaky looking bystanders.."
Firebird
He was half a month late with his Halloween costume, but it was totally worth it.
Leaf
Eric would have stayed in the closet, but it just wasn't big enough for him anymore!
Fkelleghan
Sure, it looks pretty now, but Miami's South Beach County Dump sees this crap every fucking weekend.
Leaf
"Mommy?? When we get home, can you explain the birds and the bees again? I'm not sure I understand it..."
Godot
As if being black and extremely effeminate wasn't bad enough. Now I have to try and compete with THAT!?
SilverFox
Animal Planet's "The Peacock Hunter" was not as successful as the predeccessor.
Jenna_Tullwortz
err, "when proposition 8 passed", rather. Sorry. *muttering* Aw fuck it no one's gonna read it anyway....
shaker28
The parade organizers, after realizing they spent most of their budget on fake ostrich feathers, couldn't afford vehicles to drive the floats.
joshawork
No one really wanted to know what Jill had eaten to give her diarrhea like that
Brett-Butler
Remember, subliminal messaging can be found anywhere. This single scene was taken from the Munchkinland sequence from the Wizard of Oz.
trance.stimuli
When Wes Craven said he was making a new Nightmare on Elm Street, he decided to give Freddy a new look that would REALLY inspire nightmares.
Fkelleghan
As in HIGHLANDER, for this feathered clan, there can be only one pack leader.
kidwithoneshoe
Stephan still hasn't come "out of the closet" much to the dismay of the Frisco crowd he runs with.
CaptainCarl
It was bad enough that Bianca had diarrhea during the parade, but it certainly didn't help that she ate an entire bag of Skittles beforehand.
shedofwork
While we were distracted looking for weapons of mass destruction, that's when the gay bomb hit.....
Sylocat
Sadly, the alien scout ship landed on the Mardi Gras Parade, and so the aliens thought people looked like that all the time.
The_Entertainer
Even for uninvolved spectators, the male's plumage provides an admirable show. Were it not for local law, this year, he surely would have attracted a worthy mate.
Jenna_Tullwortz
When Proposition 8 failed to pass the protesters became even more flamboyantly outraged.
awsomeness
though confused at first, the army soon realized that the homosexual tank was not practical at all, just "fabulous"
Swaimfan
No recruits for 2 years! Dammit, the KKK is in danger of vanishing. Now the next time we tar and feather, we've got to show that WE STILL HAVE IT!
Prometheusand
Fine, Cracked, that is a stupid fucking Pokemon. My childhood has been obliterated. I don't give a shit about you, or your fucking Craption contest anymore. CRAPtion indeed. Go die, Cracked. Man, I need a drink.
Zaphod
This new eco-friendly wind power provides over 300 fabula-watts an hour: enough to power over 200 discos
hollohill
Steve had to carry the weight for everyone else in the Gay Pride Parade after he managed to get out of the trailer park alive...
Sporkicus
"Tonight at ten: The San Francisco Zoo left the peacock enclosure open... Again."
toacosmo
This is what Hunter S. Thompson saw every time he looked at a gay man. All that acid and mescaline had actually given him gaydar.
frizzlefry
After the cancellation of "Yo Gabba Gabba" the host had to find a new job to fit his lifestyle.
Leaf
It's the male peacock that has the bright plumage.... ...I have a feeling that bird is hiding her pecker!
montanaguy
When Ice Cube said "took a sip of the potion got the 3 wheel motion" this wasn't he meant!
GoreTaco
You know your outfit is too flamboyant when people think some put something in their Pepsi.
capricia13
Alfonso dreamed of the day he could take off the training wheels and soar with the other birds.
Leaf
"See?!??! You see what they get up to when we let them participate in the St. Patrick's day parade?!??!"
DrKelso420
"Mardi Gras Syphilitis began to spread rampantly among the homosexual community"
pyrogen
in africa parades have to different two different meanings first meaning: a moving festival consisting usualy of an alike theme Second meaning:tranvestites 2 transvestites
pyrogen
in africa parade means transvestite so john decieded that this parade should have the best of both worlds
steeltesseract
The Neverending Story returns...with M. Knight shimbabaloo directing...what a twist
Demo
It was bad enough that Bianca had diarrhea during the parade, but it certainly didn't help that she ate an entire back of Skittles beforehand.
The_Entertainer
The town of Lynchburg learned a lot about acceptance that day... perhaps too much.
Xsin13
When Icarus got to close to the sun his wings melted. This guys wings were flamming before he left the ground.
LlamaLad
Despite earlier positive tests, the combination of Human and Peacock DNA turned out to be a huge disaster...
toacosmo
This is why the gays are careful about not breaking any bones; this is the cast they wear.
rinkster
Some of the parents of the under 14 male back-up dancers for Michael Jackson's new world tour got a little worried when the costumes were paraded for them.
Mr.Ogynist
The fires in Southern California met its match when Morris, the flamboyantly flaming flamer, came to town.
Roor
Moments after this photo was taken Kenneth's flaming gayness hit critical mass and he spontaneously combusted.
UndeadMonkey
Sure it looks funny now, but wait till the kids start climbing all over it!
iceman_419
As hard as Phil tried some bitch still found a way to show up in the same outfit.
monroeyoder
Alfonso Ribeiro is back, and he'll do anything to get our attention... Hmm, probably should have gone with the Carlton Dance.
superhombre
They see me rollin'! They hatin'! They all think i am slightly homo-sexual! Slightly homo-sexual! Slightly homo-sexua.....what?
Paradoxtim
So then I cut off the top of the Statue of Liberty's head and placed it upside down in this pan. Best part? It looks like a Chinese Frosty the Snowman!
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