Craptions Classics November 14, 2008

The Neverending Story finally ends.

DanManX

Other Craptions

Nobody shoplifted from Battlefield. NOBODY.

jsrduck

Your move, mall security.

donuteyes

"Fucking asshole, using more than one parking spot."

Bell110

This city has a real Smaug problem...

Thomas Calnan

"Honey, do you think it's wise to honk at it?" "God damn it, don't tell me how to drive" "I'm just saying maybe we should turn around ..." "Screw that. I'm not letting some stupid animal make me late"

bcanders

Jurassic Parking

spoo

L Ron Hubbard's much unawaited sequel "Battlefield Mall".

kiddo

Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and iguana go to bed...

GaseousClay

I'd hate to have to use the service entrance...

Zaphod

Somehow John Travolta is going to ruin this, too.

CavalierX

Garmin: "At the next giant green sedated lizard, turn right."

Gordie

The Cloverfield monster, reduced to doing mall openings.

CavalierX

The end of the Watchmen movie was pretty disappointing

Gillespie

Well, there's your problem

bcanders
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