Other Craptions

Nobody shoplifted from Battlefield. NOBODY.

Your move, mall security.

"Fucking asshole, using more than one parking spot."

This city has a real Smaug problem...

"Honey, do you think it's wise to honk at it?" "God damn it, don't tell me how to drive" "I'm just saying maybe we should turn around ..." "Screw that. I'm not letting some stupid animal make me late"

Jurassic Parking

L Ron Hubbard's much unawaited sequel "Battlefield Mall".

Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and iguana go to bed...

Somehow John Travolta is going to ruin this, too.

I'd hate to have to use the service entrance...

Garmin: "At the next giant green sedated lizard, turn right."

The end of the Watchmen movie was pretty disappointing

The Cloverfield monster, reduced to doing mall openings.

Well, there's your problem

there is nothing that can break through yellow police tape

Jurassic Park 4: Suburbia

Wow, maybe Scientology is right...

Oprah fought long and hard but in the end she was brought to justice

Godzira is at the marr!

Between Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan and Kwanzaa, not to mention the atheists, it was the only holiday decoration we could find that wouldn't offend anyone.

I wish I was Japanese so I could masturbate to this.

i dont see the mall all i see is your mom BAM! who says your mom jokes are dead?

"Well damn, Gary...of all the things that stray bullet coulda' hit..."

What time is it? Is there a clock around here? OH! It's 6:4- HOLY SHIT!

The excitement over the new Warcraft expansion has really gotten out of hand.

"This will stop those damn skateboarding punks from using our parking lot."

I hear if you eat the whole thing, the entire meal is free!

really! the outdoor mall clock actually needs to display PM or AM?

"2:00? I'm finally on time! AND I have an idea for a craption! Now to just hit submit..." --log-in or sign-up with cracked.com....-- "FUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK"

"Officer, my old lady is trippin' on me and tied me down in the parkin' lot. You know how bitches are Sir. So PLEASE let me go." *KSSTK* All units respond! Male is NOT Caucasian, I repeat, is NOT Caucasian! I'm gonna need backup! *KSSTK* !

don't feed that bitch after midnight i said!!

Still rather be caught dead in this thing then the Hot Topic.

That's actually pretty damn cool.

Well good news and bad news....

It wasnt the Planes that killed him. Twas P.F. Chang's that killed the Beast

Luckdragon hunting has become a popular sport in recent years.

The clever dragon wrote the words "Toys R Us" on his forehead, opened his mouth, and waited for all of the tasty children.....

Amy Winehouse's inner child.

"Battle Field Mall" has a totally different meaning in Japan.

Ever since the Battlefield built an Old Country Buffet, the paparazzi has had a field day with Rosie O'Donnell

Where is Jeff Goldbloom when you need him?

I don't know how you do things over in Japan, but you try that rampaging shit in America, and We'll catch you, we'll kill you, and we'll stuff a mall into you.

"Where did we park again...? Oh! Right. The 'Malformed Dino-Destroyer' section."

Why people dump their pets in local streams and expect them to adapt to their surroundings, ill never know.

Hannah Montana follows in the footsteps of Tiffany and does a Mall Tour.

MOM?

Love is a Battlefield.

Since the addition of 'Tiny', customer complaints,returns and exchanges have dropped significantly.....

Scientology Headquarters are located in the parking lot of Battlefield Mall in the city of Bat Shit Crazy, FL.