Craptions Classics November 13, 2008

"I'll balance the barber pole, Steve will look at my balls, Chuck will spot me, and Gary... I don't know, your fat ass can just stand there and flash gang signs for all I care."

landmine76

Other Craptions

The japanese misunderstand the concept of the limbo stick.

N-Eight

Man, this was so much easier when the border fence was only 8 feet high.

N-Eight

"Oh no, Carlos!! The illustrator is trying to erase us!! DUCK!!"

gm_zero

Cirque de SoLame.

landmine76

Gee, Chloe, I could TELL you how i lost my virginity, but I'd rather SHOW you...THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

HardcoreMax

the green giant requires a team of proctologists

OCHOE

"Enough is enough," God said. "I'm erasing Mexico."

MenDAKE

Korean Voltron didn't live up to the original

bobthecob

His parents wanted him to become a lawyer, but Benjy knew he had to follow his dream.

jsrduck

Ok, good, now hold still, the Spice channel is finally coming in clearly.

Ish

In other religions it's harder to talk to God, but you get quicker results.

schadenfreude9

Without television, North Koreans must meet secretly to re-enact episodes of Seinfeld.

DrTom

In soviet Russia straw sucks you! Sorry I couldn't resist

Bioked

Uhh... No, We Can't!

CavalierX
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