Other Craptions

Hey kids! Watch me supersize this!

The best nuggets are on the bottom of the sack.."WINK"

Is that a Big Mac in your pocket, or are you just a pedophile?

You don't want to know how they make the "special sauce."

The Burger King is still creepier.

You win, PETA. I will be a vegetarian. Forever.

I'm definitely NOT lovin' it...

McDowell's Hamburgers has their own version of Ronald McDonald: Rondle McFondle

Slipknot tryouts were awful this year

Calling the "Quarter-Pounder" a "Royale with Cheese" isn't the only thing different about McDonald's in France.

Hey, kid.....wanna see my big Mac?

Remember when you weren't terrified of clowns? Me neither.

Yeah ...remember Wendy that little burger sellin bitch....I fucked her.

The worst thing is that the clown is covering up 5 photos of missing children.

On second thought, hold the "special sauce"...

GOD DAMN...my McNuggets itch.

Eliminating inner-city prostitution: this corner now erection-free.

Choke-in the McChicken.......

Everybody's first job was at McDonald's, even John Wayne Gacey.

See Mom and Dad? Art School WAS worth it.

Heath Ledger really crossed some boundaries when he combined his roles from Brokeback Mountain and The Dark Knight...

Ronald McOhMyFuckingGodThatsTerrifying

Leave McBritney alone!

Carl McDonald just didn't have what it takes.......

People usually say 'somewhere someone is masturbating over this' well in this case somewhere he is masturbating over you

Fondle McDonald

& then he raped grimace

Acid Kills, kids.

Ronald felt sort of ridiculous without his red nose.

Ronald McDonald's biography (chapter 5) : when he got fired from his well known job, Ronald took it to the streets.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

Japanese Ronord McDonord

Ahhh, look mom....the pedophile is shy!

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON? LAST SEEN WITH THIS MAN:

Hey, kid! Wanna see a dead body?

After years in the spotlight Marilyn Manson gives up his music career to fulfill his lifelong dream as a fast food mascot.

Happy meal? I AM the happy meal!

Yeah. That looks like a guy with a chain of restaurants that caters to children.

This made my cry uncontrollably. I have nothing more to say about it.

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me....

Do you want jizz with that?

Pictured: The only thing Meatloaf would not do for love.

Gives a whole new meaning to the slogan, "I'm lovin' it."

Looks like Ronald will soon be joining the Hamburgler in McJail.

"Oh, it's beefy all right. It's ALL beef."

The "fuck up your childhood" Art Contest summited to multiple reviews

Happy Meals - directed by Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp.

...and that is how I met your mother

Hey kids, wanna play with my Happy Meal?