Other Craptions

Kinda takes the whole "pride" thing out of being gay, don't it?

"Okay... this is embarassing... one of us is going to have to change!"

God, shave the queens.

"I'm guessing by the way you're covering your asshole with both hands that you're not into me. That's OK, I just really thought we had a lot in common."

Pictured: Gay pride, not pictured: Real pride

"So Bob, how exactly does this help straight people to be more accepting of us?"

You know how I know you're gay?

Does this hat make me look like a man?

Jesus may not support Prop 8, but St. Patrick sure does!

Well shit Gary I didn't think we would tie.

God, I hope nobody's masturbating to this!

My wife cries every night. You?

Dad?

Phil says: "I lost a bet that there wouldn't be a black president in my lifetime, but why are you dressed like that?"

Da Bears!

Jerry and Carl were disappointed when none of people at Mardi Gras asked them to "Show their Tits!"

Fred Mertz? Is that you under there? Quiet Rickie, I don't want Ethyl to find me.

I wonder if the carpet matches the... okay i just threw up a little in my mouth.

AWWWW look the one on the right is pregnant

"...and then I just jammed my thumb up his butthole."

It's hard to tell... but I'm pretty sure those angels on their heads are weeping.

George W. and McCain try to get out of Washington without anyone noticing.

"Well, if the tire goes flat at least you have a spare Tim." "Yeah, ha ha. Laugh it up Herpes Boy."

cupid fucks up

"Did you see that woman's earring? God, it was gaudy."

"On second thought, this might be a little too gay for this Wyoming town."

Hey, when I see these two, I think "let's have them raise some kids."

"Gary...don't turn around." "Why?" "Because there's some transexual, hitchiking irishmen on the back of our car." "Julie, don't be so stu-HOLY CRAP!!!!!"

God, I hope I'm not the only one masturbating to this.

Did you see which way the Klingons bikers turn?

"Strange. We're not getting any beads."

Thanks eHarmony!

My dads waved and waved..... but I just couldn't wave back...

Alright... I'm gonna need a bottle of extra-strength Viagra and a case of Scotch for this.

Something tells me they'll be blowing as hard as their hats later tonight...

Guy 1: Did you see that ladies hair!?! Guy 2: Steve, don't make fun of people because they're different.

This is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, isn't it?

Mario and Luigi after eating too many "mushrooms"

"Hark, the herald fatso's sing. Glory to the new fat drama queen!"

I think these go on top of X-mas trees

"...Thomas Crown affair my ass."

Erin go blech.

You ever have that not so fresh feeling Ralph???

Those two angels won't be the only ones blowing a horn.

CHANGE for America.

Do I look fat, and gay, in this dress? Be honest, I can take it.

I wonder what the rainbow flags mean?

Are there any normal parades anymore?

now when the christians protest gay marraige and cloning, they only need to use one photo.