Craptions Classics November 11, 2008

So... This is drag racing...

Bionic_Crouton

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Kinda takes the whole "pride" thing out of being gay, don't it?

CavalierX

"Okay... this is embarassing... one of us is going to have to change!"

Thomas Calnan

God, shave the queens.

Chromius

"I'm guessing by the way you're covering your asshole with both hands that you're not into me. That's OK, I just really thought we had a lot in common."

landmine76

Pictured: Gay pride, not pictured: Real pride

deaved_wrath

"So Bob, how exactly does this help straight people to be more accepting of us?"

landmine76

You know how I know you're gay?

DirkBelig

Does this hat make me look like a man?

Ish

Jesus may not support Prop 8, but St. Patrick sure does!

shadowfury292

Well shit Gary I didn't think we would tie.

d73

God, I hope nobody's masturbating to this!

jmble

My wife cries every night. You?

bcanders

Phil says: "I lost a bet that there wouldn't be a black president in my lifetime, but why are you dressed like that?"

EvilGness
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