landmine76
"I'm guessing by the way you're covering your asshole with both hands that you're not into me. That's OK, I just really thought we had a lot in common."
landmine76
"So Bob, how exactly does this help straight people to be more accepting of us?"
EvilGness
Phil says: "I lost a bet that there wouldn't be a black president in my lifetime, but why are you dressed like that?"
Bionic_Crouton
Jerry and Carl were disappointed when none of people at Mardi Gras asked them to "Show their Tits!"
Ed_Gein
Fred Mertz? Is that you under there? Quiet Rickie, I don't want Ethyl to find me.
MindPez
I wonder if the carpet matches the... okay i just threw up a little in my mouth.
CavalierX
It's hard to tell... but I'm pretty sure those angels on their heads are weeping.
brow
"Well, if the tire goes flat at least you have a spare Tim." "Yeah, ha ha. Laugh it up Herpes Boy."
faith229
"Gary...don't turn around." "Why?" "Because there's some transexual, hitchiking irishmen on the back of our car." "Julie, don't be so stu-HOLY CRAP!!!!!"
CavalierX
Alright... I'm gonna need a bottle of extra-strength Viagra and a case of Scotch for this.
tiggyfriddys
Guy 1: Did you see that ladies hair!?! Guy 2: Steve, don't make fun of people because they're different.
Zaphod
now when the christians protest gay marraige and cloning, they only need to use one photo.
SirButternut
Where will you be when diarhoea strikes? I don't know, but it will be dyed green, I can tell you that.
MindPez
I knew a girl from New Orleans, She had a mustache in her jeans. Oh yeah and a penis too.
getittwistd
"These are the 2 most beautiful women on your ENTIRE island? " "Yes sir, there are 2 finest!" "Alright...HEY FRANK, LET'S PACK IT UP....NO, I'M CANCELLING SURVIVOR CUBA, IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK!"
Nexx1331
Mike travelled back in time to warn himself not to be the only float in the "Saturday afternoon Transexual Parade" But once he arrived, he couldnt help but do it all over again.
ivecomehomenow
Unable to dress himself due to his lack of arms Biff cursed his twin brothers dark sense of humor.
reckless
"And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on the other end: even of the mercy seat shall ye make the cherubim on the two ends thereof." -Exodus 25:19 KJV Dude, Moses had a fucked up sense of humor.
agalryunaer
At least they can't tell we are a fat gay couple... hey our mustaches!! dammit!
HardcoreMax
The number of votes this craption gets is how gay this is on a scale of 1-300.
HelperMonkey
Obviously, this isn't the first time these guys have had a pearl necklace caught in their chest hair.
orientalsanta
I understand the church trying to make teachings and angels more exciting...but still...
Gregoclock
Frank and Ted weren't the type to toot their own horns...but they've been known to toot each others.
mikeyscouse
mommy mommy i just seen daddy with uncle bob dressed as ladys in a big fancy parade... no hunny daddy and uncle bob are dead remember...
bcanders
I cannot complete my "About me" section because I am busy masturbating to this picture.
Frigga
He talked me into kissing him... but instead of him turning into a prince, he turned me into THIS!!!
erosive
I can't believe we wore the same outfit, you need to go home and change or we are going to look stupid.
bobboringbaker
Well that's great, i can't believe you picked the same outfit as me... now i feel completely ridiculous!
paranoidpyro
Even though Gary was wearing the exact same outfit, Frank took quiet solice in the fact that he looked better in it.
tallestmunchkin
It was so embarassing when Bob and Chuck showed up for the road trip wearing the same outfit.
SirButternut
What? This is an outrage! How dare there be a red balloon in a St Patrick's Day Parade! Off with his head!
getittwistd
The 2nd coming was heralded with a response that was slightly different that Jesus expected.
phoenixblaze319
With trumpets blaring, the angels cried, "Help! Get us the fuck out of here!"
Ed_Gein
They said to have horns on our head, how should I know they meant Viking horns??
ivecomehomenow
The tales of horror surrounding the horsemen of the apocalypse were greatly exaggerated.
getittwistd
Larry, this disguise is not going to get us across the border if you don't SHAVE THAT DAMN MUSTACHE!
guidodarezzo
Mr. Wilsons Governor campaign for San Francisco promised a fabulous govermennt
deaved_wrath
"Ok guys, we snuck you in! Boy does it feel good to help God's angels kill all the gay people!"
Swaimfan
Despite what some think, the Irish aren't alcoholics. They just have to drink a lot before they can find Irish women attractive.
DamnitDog
I wonder how far we can get before the driver notices were not the lamps he bought.
davelolz
Even at the age of 50, the Olson twins were never opposed to recieving attention.
Shea
Boy, our erotic cake business has really taken off ever since Cracked.com posted a picture of our sign.
ScarlettOhara
Once Burt and Ernie came out, the two guys from the Muppet's balcony figured "What the hell."
hibby989
You'd think with all the money they spent on their headpieces that they could afford proper support
Diamondjim89
"Good thing we're getting paid to do this..." "We're not." "Shh... let me stay in denial."
bydonn
Being armless, Hank had to rely on his friend Todd to dress him. Hank now regrets his decision, but, alas, having no hands, he cannot shoot himself. Oh, the irony, oh, the irony.....
Genesius
As Fredrico looked at his finally completed clone, he wondered if this would count as homosexuality, incest or masturbation.
NotMike
"I still don't see why we have to 'practice' for the gay pride parade EVERY FUCKING DAY!"
Bloodmouth
There's nothing more boner-inducing than a pair of fat transvestites on St. Patrick's Day.
brow
"Oh LOOK girl, there's Antoooonio! Mmmm..." "Girl, that pig got a tiny pecker! TRUST me. TINY..."
N-E-elegance
"The next time we make a bet with Roger over a sports event, remind me not to agree with you"
brow
"Shit man, I'll get paid $6 an hour to wear this make up, this dress, a bad wig, and blow one or two guys!" "Man, this feels real wierd. I think I'm gonna jump."
ZondaChai
Hmm, if I pay these guys to stand in my car at all times, no one will notice I'm turning grey, John your a genius!!!
Linux fan
Ed and Ned were so caught up in the fun they never noticed their guardian angels making fun of them.
Leaf
Republican lawyers on their way back from Alaska after retrieving Sarah Palin's wardrobe.
M5000
I bet you didn't know that one of them is an undercover police officer. The other one's a ninja.
Damion
I don't think those cupids should be tooting their horns about THIS match-up just yet...
iceman_419
The Toms Selleck look-a-like Drag Contest was always a popular party in New Orleans.
Zaphod
Try as he might, Rick always managed to wear the same dress someone else was wearing at the party
TychPsych
John Banner was not proud of his years after playing Schultz on Hogan's Heroes.
queenarcoleptia
Well, that explains where our drapes, houseplants, and feather halos went. I don't remember having pearl necklaces, though. . .
getittwistd
As you can see, disturbances like this have become so common in Central America that passers by don't even take notice anymore.
microhendy
The best thing about the guy on the left's costume is the angel with the ability to suck up electrical cables.
charokee
"I can't believe we are wearing the same outfit! Next time we'll call each other before showing up to these things!"
IratePirate
The next time you play Super Mario Brothers, you'll most definitely notice all the homoerotic sexual inuendo.
SUPERNAUT44
The angels tried to fly away but they were crazy glued to their captors' hats
Rex-Jester
Apparently the arm-thief that afflicted Ty Pennington has struck again! Fortunately, there was a two-armed spare.
getittwistd
These are 2 of the millions of Mexican women who have resorted to garish outfits and oversized hats to take attention away from the mustaches that are plaguing there kind.
The_jimmuki
Do I have something between my teeth...? Tell me if I do, I don't want to look like a fool.
HelperMonkey
Obviously, this isn't these guys have had to deal with a pearl necklace caught in their chest hair.
Rex-Jester
Not quite the "hoot" they thought it would be the night before at Kelly's Pub's drag race...
schadenfreude9
The President Elect of Ireland isn't as inspiring as the President Elect of America is.
The_jimmuki
You know Bob... I think I'm going to have to re-evaluate this whole gay thing... I don't think its right for me... It just seems odd.
DamnitDog
... somewhere in a crowd a little girl is crying because daddy is drunk again.
The_jimmuki
You know people wouldn't be staring if we had taken the Grey Hound like I suggested.
Zudo
"Red, with a black hat? That guy is a total social Fauz pas" " I know, sooooo embarrising, right?"
Davematt
Even screaming through their horns, their God could not hear them. The two cherubs had to accept their fate in the penis guy traps.
Zaphod
When the bet that twins don't always dress alike got to 3 Grand, Gary and Larry pulled out ALL the stops
scyott
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson lead the 2028 "Why Doesn't Anyone Care about Fake Lesbians Anymore?" parade
ajp1015
You know Bill, what's really embarrassing is that our shoes don't match the green in our hats.
crazyivan
What were you thinking when you picked these outfits? I feel like an idiot! If I hear one more "pearl necklace" joke...
Zaphod
as with all craption contests, it appears we have decided on names for these guys. It looks like one of them is named "Gary"...
GaseousClay
I'm dressed up as the son of Phyllis Diller and George Wendt. What are you? I'm the son of John Goodman and a cockatiel.
bonneyt
...and then i countered his attack with my lvl 7 penis-monster... you should have seen his face OMG!
noelbarratt
The Italians defiantly show that the global economy crisis will not affect their day to day lives.
ivecomehomenow
Damn... Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears really let their looks go to shit go after their pregnancies.
Misterberu
Marty, where the hell are your earrings? Now you look out of costume! This is supposed to be a stealth mission DAMMIT! ...I am NOT going to look foolish because of YOU!
QuickWit
Apparently buying Rogain from a back ally wasn't the best way for Tim and Steve to cover up their male pattern baldness.
QuickWit
It's too bad you can't see the shoes they're wearing... talk about "a bit much"...
ScarlettOhara
"Don't worry Sarah, you get used to this kind of thing." "Thanks, Geraldine."
DRS
Ah, so this is what the Trumpets in the Rapture look like...wait, where'd all the Catholics and Babies go?
ivecomehomenow
This is embarrassing, I told you our tits were big enough to fill out this dress
bydonn
Sesame Street celebrates 40 years on television. 'Big Bird mates with Oscar' Transvestites. Coincidence? I think not.
ivecomehomenow
This is humiliating, I told you our tits weren't big enough to fill out these dresses.
hibby989
Hank's groomsmen were sorta the "neo" kind...and by neo, we meet complete fruits
frizzlefry
"bill, doesn't his feel a little... feminine? to you", "shut up derrel, cant you see my mustcahe"
Dr.Avery
The Large Hadron Collider had horrible side effects which science could not have possibly predicted
Leaf
"So, Dave... you can shave your legs, but not the moustache??" "Leave me alone, Robin. It's Movember!" "Don't give me that shit - you're just lazy!!" "I'm not the one with Sherwood forest sticking out the top of his dress!"
brow
Herman Milner, along with his 'domestic partner' Randy, celebrate after winning the beloved show, Geriatric Idol.
mxmstrmel
Guy #1: "... and then Arizona made a hell of a stop that prevented Frank Gore from rushing in for a touchdown in the last minute of the game Monday night. Killer game!" Guy #2: "Huh... what? Sorry, I was just thinking about sodomizing you again. G
mikeyscouse
oh for fuck sake please just go back in the closet..the world is not ready for your level gayness!!...
mikeyscouse
if this is how the world punnished its criminals..we would be living in a better place...
Stringfellow
director's cut of little shop of horror. It was edited, because it was found to be to horrible.
spiderdude007
i swear larry it was only this size................wosrt night of my life i was glad when it was my turn
Dublinia
OK Joe just relax and blend in.I know I know it's a day parade not a gay parade.
BowToTheBard
What an excellent Bob Dole impression! He's got the thumb and everything . . .
wizzPOPPA
does this dress make my ass look fat? no, your fat ass makes your ass look fat
UncleBear
I can't believe we're wearing the same outfit Herb... you should have called me.
rustytrombone
Looking down from the afterlife, Eisenhower beamed with pride. The gay bomb was a success.
ZiggyStardust
"OMG Bernie! Did you realize we're wearing 'pearl necklaces'! Happy accident!!!"
tiggyfriddys
Guy 1: "Say, weren't we supposed to be riding in a giant deformed head or something?" Guy 2: "I heard they accidentally shipped it to Japan."
Prometheusand
So guys there's this girl I like but I don't know how to talk to her. What do I do?
Damion
WHAT THE HELL??!! Are those CHRISTMAS LIGHTS there on the right?! That's still, like, a month away!
madman1
Debra and Paul thought that they were hidden under the bushes. They were sadly mistaken.
Damion
"Don't worry honey, they're laughing WITH us...not AT us..." "Yeah, but why would they be laughing 'with us' anyway?"
davesarecool
The picture gay men and women show when coming out to their parents: "look mum I'm gay but I'm not THAT gay"
Damion
"Grandma, don't look at me like that. If it's good enough for YOU...it's good enough for ME!"
madman1
You know how you see and ugly chick and say "She just turned me gay."? The opposite happens when gays look at this.
Archaeology Dalek
The Gay Pride parade, unfortunately, fell on St Patricks Day this year
Blackthorne
The woman in black spots her husband, the gig was up... She knew that green shirt anywhere
CleanHarry
The Gay pride parade wasn't as bad as the fat that Straight people were showing up
Mioljinr
Mario, they defeated prop 8! Fuck it Luigi, I'm not letting them scrap our wedding plans! Have you *any* idea how much that caterer cost?! And don't get me started on having Donkey Kong as our wedding planner...
Mioljinr
"What are we celebrating? Christmas? St. Patrick's Day? Gay Pride Day?" "Shut the fuck up, there's free booze in it for you, what do you care? Just smile and wave, asshole!"
iceman_419
People think it's New Orleans which is called the "Big Easy", when it's actually the nick name for the guy on the right.
toacosmo
Mr. Reed knew he shouldn't have carpooled with the scientologists from next door, but he just couldn't think of a good enough excuse not to.
Shane?
And we craption readers actually thought we'd already seen everything you could put in a parade!
JohnBarleycorn
Presenting the Queens of the parade; Thomas Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzthomas!
Mr.Ogynist
"Bob, we should change." "Why?" "You see those two dudes having public sex over there? They just called us gay."
jasontsai
The unsuccessful campign to change the Michigan State mascot from the Spartans to the Fat Drag Queens With Cherub Statue Hats. Spartans is offensive.
The_Entertainer
At a certain point, even Randy and George knew a line had to be drawn. This - was not that point.
princess4evr
After recieving confirmation that Ted did not look fat in his dress, he let them know that the show would most definitely go on.
princess4evr
Bob: You sure we got on the right car? Steve: Oh shit! ... No, just joking, yes Bob, we are supporting Gays for Ireland, I told you this at LEAST five times. Look at the hats Bob, look at the hats.
AidenPennant
This is when bob realized that this is what all those years of training from his father was for.
Brush_rat
Oh for gosh. I leave Wasilla for a few months and you fellahs just get out of hand don'tcha?
TheGrundler
I feel like either the ferns or the trumpeting cherubs may have been a little over the top
darthtanion
So it's true what they say... Los Angeles... City of Angels... Stand still too long and Cherubs will nest in your hat.
fuckyoucracked
Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave when James and Kevin said that Green Eggs and Ham helped them grow their love for each other.
djirrev
In an alternate universe Hitler and Mussolini were drag queens. No one was spared this time.
markrrose
The year: 2020 The event: Presidential bash The statement: Yes, the country can become too liberal!
dgoodwillie
I told you the first time we had sex there would be angels blowing trumpents
tshipe
The driver was pissed when he found out he had to drive his dad and uncle to their lodge meeting.
Rex-Jester
WTF... this worked for Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon... I mean, c'mon, the dress got him in wi' Monroe! Just hold out a little longer... (Some Like It Not redux...)
jrster2987
The Swedish chef and his twin brother if they began to cross dress and have horrible taste in hats
chevychasened
Hey Cheney. I think they're onto us. Just shut up, Rove and keep your eyes covered.
bydonn
Not pictured: self-esteem, guilt, insanity, suicidal tendencies, no sense of fashion, oh, and a throbbing pain in the rectum.
jediwho
C3PO: Sir, I'm not sure this mall is entirely stable... Han Solo: Not entirely stable. I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie! Take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!
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