Other Craptions

Salvador Dali wanted to be cremated, but his family had other ideas.

My first thought was "What the F--" Then I noticed: It's Japan. Turns out it really isn't that wierd at all.

Bob's umbrella was just a little different.

The Prop 8 protests quickly lost sight of the real issue.

I don't know what it is, but the French just surrendered to it.

Burger King, having received negative feedback on their "King" character, tries to make a less creepy mascot

V for Vandetta's Mask didn't look so good after Salvador Dali "touched it up a notch"

EVEN A GOD KING CAN BLEED!!!!! GO SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your Ear! Ha, just kidding. I already have a huge one.

And thats why the french always surrender

Thank God I can read Japanese. If I couldn't, I would have absolutely no way of knowing that parking was on the right.

Pablo Picasso's "A Stick in the Mud."

It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye....... ....is beheaded, paraded through the streets, loses an ear, loses the other eye, has giant flies crawling out of his eye-hole... ...then it's a Japanese game show!

Agents were pretty easy to spot in the early versions of the Matrix.

Lilliputians are assholes...

Mardi Gras on Mon Calamari!

Plasticman occasionally fights using surrealism.

I got nothin.

A yard sale at the Picasso home.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Poor Melanie Griffith. One too many plastic surgeries.

You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.

DAD?

Xenod cursed his luck. He thought he'd blend in, but he forgot his umbrella.

The government decided to take a different route with the George W. Bush Memorial.

You know, if you kind of squint your eyes a little bit, it kinda looks like a fucking retarded sculpture

The Macy's Corporation regretted allowing the Pelvis float in the Thanksgiving Day parade.

From Mattel- Mr. Whatthefuckhead!

Suddenly, John's umbrella became sentient.

That has got to be the worst allergic reaction in history.

Being the newest FBI agent in the unit, Wendel hadn't quite developed his stealthy surveillance techniques.

...Okay, so he isn't all that attractive, but he has a wonderful personality.

Ah, Tracey Emin's latest work. You can identify it by how shit it is.

LSD makes my face feel weird.

I. Am. Not. An. Animal. I. Am. A. Human. Being.

Guillermo just didn't know when to stop with his new piercings.

Salvador Dahli's version of Mr. Potato Head was terrifying...

Artist 1- "...And it will be 20 feet tall!" Artist 2- " Don't you think that's a bit big? I mean by the sounds of it the abstract distortion of the face will be mildly shocking enough." Artist 1 - "YOU HAVE ABSTRACT DISTORTION OF THE FACE!!!"

The Japanese take French/Spanish Surrealism and make it weirder.

Mummy 3 sucked.

on on the 8th day, god didnt know what the fuck he was doing!

The Japanese reenactment of Elephant Man

now THAT is definitely from my parents' erotic bakery...

Okay..... it might be a tumah...

Attention Mr. Jackson--we have found your face from the early '80s. Please contact our office and we will ship it to you.

It's funny until someone pokes an eye out!

Japan: The world's leading exporter of Craption photos.

Guy Fawked.

damn....and he's not even in office yet... this craption is NOT funny at all but obviously the racist bastards voted for it. I pray that this craption DOES NOT win.