Eyeone
My first thought was "What the F--" Then I noticed: It's Japan. Turns out it really isn't that wierd at all.
jsrduck
Burger King, having received negative feedback on their "King" character, tries to make a less creepy mascot
VP_TheGirl
V for Vandetta's Mask didn't look so good after Salvador Dali "touched it up a notch"
landmine76
Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your Ear! Ha, just kidding. I already have a huge one.
Gambler
Thank God I can read Japanese. If I couldn't, I would have absolutely no way of knowing that parking was on the right.
Leaf
It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye....... ....is beheaded, paraded through the streets, loses an ear, loses the other eye, has giant flies crawling out of his eye-hole... ...then it's a Japanese game show!
DickDastardly
You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.
FoolofaTook
Xenod cursed his luck. He thought he'd blend in, but he forgot his umbrella.
Skipmuntz
You know, if you kind of squint your eyes a little bit, it kinda looks like a fucking retarded sculpture
jonas1515
The government decided to take a different route with the George W. Bush Memorial.
tallestmunchkin
The Macy's Corporation regretted allowing the Pelvis float in the Thanksgiving Day parade.
DrTom
Being the newest FBI agent in the unit, Wendel hadn't quite developed his stealthy surveillance techniques.
Bionic_Crouton
...Okay, so he isn't all that attractive, but he has a wonderful personality.
7obias
Artist 1- "...And it will be 20 feet tall!" Artist 2- " Don't you think that's a bit big? I mean by the sounds of it the abstract distortion of the face will be mildly shocking enough." Artist 1 - "YOU HAVE ABSTRACT DISTORTION OF THE FACE!!!"
Ironlightsaber
Attention Mr. Jackson--we have found your face from the early '80s. Please contact our office and we will ship it to you.
obamasmistress
damn....and he's not even in office yet... this craption is NOT funny at all but obviously the racist bastards voted for it. I pray that this craption DOES NOT win.
Plan B
French E.T. surrendered to the government agents even after their guns were re-touched to walkie-talkies.
Gambler
The half breed between Dobby and Hagrid's mother didn't have a large enough umbrella to hide his shame.
xiquiripat
While attending a ball in heaven Lucifer accidently drops his mask to the horror of the other party goers. God kindly asks him to leave.
lethys
Most people just buy a $5 umbrella from the local deli, but there's always a damn hipster out there trying to show how artistic and unique he is.
phreesh
"...and you steal the super-valuable paintings with the gold frames." "In broad daylight on the street? Won't we be pretty obvious?' "I've got a distraction planned..."
NotMike
Dammit guys, the prank was we ALL use giant, terrifying masks INSTEAD of umbrellas today! I look like a jackass!
rms16270
(singing) "Throw your hands in the ay-yer, and wave 'um like ya just done cay-yer. And poke them through your eye so-ckets. And cut off 3 of your fin-gers."
Riggz309
Harsh economic times lead to a much more truncated Thanksgiving Day parade. Many said, "Perhaps we shouldn't have had it at all."
kiddo
300 as performed by street performers. Who obviously never saw 300. And neither did I. Oh god, I shouldn't have submitted this.
agalryunaer
This is the only possible scenario you could say: The bugs entering your empty eye-socket is the last thing you should worry about
bcanders
The "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" organization decides to kick it up a notch
agalryunaer
This is so weird, all those umbrellas and there's no rain... hmmm makes me wonder...
Sawyer
Everyone was enjoying the unveiling of the "Man-made-of-Shit" sculpture, until it started raining. Then the flies came.
boredwork
That's a fucking lot of silly putty. You'd think they'd make something way cooler... like a penis... oh wait.
ScarlettOhara
Harry, Ron and Hermoine silently flipped the bird as Voldemor'ts armchair was carried away by the angry Gryffindors.
guidodarezzo
Jajajaaj, look at that fucker in the back getting all wet, he cant afford an umbrella.
ClintBeastwood
psychologist... A PSYCHOLOGIST?!.....Falil fumed as he left. He just couldn't imagine why his girlfriend suggested a head shrink......
Swaimfan
For years the villagers were forced to use umbrellas to avoid the gaze of Medusa's son until Hercules poked its eyes out. Unfortunately no one told the villagers.
MindPez
O Fortuna velut luna statu variabilis.. Behold, The Giant Scrotum God. All Hail LRH! Quod per sortem sternit fortem, mecum omnes plangite.
lycia
after being excluded from the festivities because he didnt have an umbrella harry decided to just call him mom to pick him up
Indigo_Dingo
After Inspector Gadget malfunctioned, MAD decided they didn't have to be so subtle.
RosaSericea
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2008: The ET (Extra Terrestrial) and Aladdin's Jafar floats collide with tragic consequences.
StayClassy
You know, I really have no idea what Radiohead is trying to say with their new music video.
HardcoreMax
You know, if you tilt your head to the side, it kinda looks like a giant surrealist face on its side.
Jack-O
The Emperor's New Eyeballs wasn't the runaway smash hit the producers were hoping it would be.
Roscoe
A sudden rainstorm at the art gallery reminded Bruce Banner that he never could truly keep his "Dali Hulk" persona under control.
Leaf
"All I'm saying is, if you saw what Marie Antoinette actually looked like, you probably would have beheaded her too..."
tao2001
The modern day Trojan Horse worked much better once they modeled it after Sarah Jessica Parker.
sebaszambrano
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the... Oh, shit, who was supposed the bring the fucking skull?
mxmstrmel
Still wanting to get back at us for Hiroshima, Japan finally said "Fuck it, let's just build Unicron!"
g0m
Uhhh... Oh man... last night was intense! Ugh, my head feels like two sticks arOH MY GOD
g0m
ONE of these guys has sold their umbrella to buy stuff at "the fucked up sculpture show WOO". But which one?
DamnitDog
After reading DC comics, the aliens decided that if Earthlings can be fooled by a pair of glasses, then no one would be able to recognize them with thier snazzy mustaches.
DamnitDog
Once people got past thier first impressions they realized that Ted was a joy to be around and had excellent typing skills.
OCHOE
..and next on our list of things that didnt make the cut for this year's santa claus parade...
Mioljinr
Okay, which one of you douchebags drew the moustache on our sacred statue? I SAID...
Mioljinr
Okay, I know they joked that he was the Messiah during the campaign, but ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? A STATUE??? A FRIGGIN' STATUE???
magicbuddah23
In some isolated african tribes, deboning the chicken before u ate it was a sign of weakness.Captain Hook however was no bitch.
Gatt
Yes, at the "We're Only Carrying Umbrellas" parade, you too will want to gouge out your eyes.
Frigga
Bobby was finally victorious - after losing all his giant rubber bands he simply stabbed the monster with his sling shot.
Truthiness
"Careful! It's about to bleed from the eyes again! Everyone got your shields? Good!!!!"
satur92002
Maybe a little too creative, Ron made sure his umbrella stood out from the rest.
venomizer
When Luke was told his eyes were a crutch, he didnt know they meant literally!
tallestmunchkin
No one ever believed Ol' Man Jasper's fishing stories, until one fateful Tuesday.
monkeyboy
hey someone stop that man from getting into the craption!!oh to late this will be the worst craption ever
stapleears
And so, with Jafar's punishment finally carried out the city could finally rest peacefully.
quietrage
gouging his eyes out wasnt nearly enough, fred wanted huge copper sticks coming out of the sockets
connan
I understand the giant ear, piercings, and ants, but what is the deal with those eyebrows?
fthrud
Although he was trying to blend in, Macolm had a lingering suspicion that he stuck out in the crowd.
kidtatious
Sure, I'll meet you, I'll have a white umbrella. But... how will I recognize you?
Dr.Pepper
Michael Jackson made an appearance in downtown Kyoto to promote his new album "Creepy"
monkeyboy
this is what happens to giants that have affairs.now you know why I hired that army of spartans
mabogo
Despite a lifetime of love and support from his parents and years in therapy, Kevin could never quite convince himself that he was "just another face in the crowd".....
zip5000
The Japanese are already lining up for Salvador Potatohead in time for Christmas...
monkeyboy
some random doctor:doctor house this man has a diesease that can only be solved by your douchebaggyness and awsomeness and also he has no body. House:..stab him a couple of times and then try to kill him about 5 times and before the end of the last
agalryunaer
With clear marks caused by many travels, this mask is still looking for the one who stole its key since Mario Bros 2
Sawyer
A clay effigy was erected outside the Recording Industry Association of Japan to protest importation of Prince albums from America.
monkeyboy
in this war only one will win, only one will die, only one will be turned into a giant head float...unfortantly this guy got all these three things
bydonn
What's E.T. short for? Because he's got short legs. THANK YOU!! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloodmouth
Sticks and stones may gauge my eyes out, but I'm going to kick you repeatedly in the balls.
Swaimfan
Yeah, meeting at 4. Got it. I've never been to that street before though, how will I know when I'm there?
StayClassy
That thing molested me as a child. No, seriously. I'm having vivid recollections.
HardcoreMax
How this happened: Holy shit there's giant ants on the sculptures face! Quick, everyone throw your canes and try to kill them!
HardcoreMax
They weren't happy when Salvador Dali gatecrashed the Mary Poppins convention..
StayClassy
This is NOT going to be good for business at the Macaroni Grill across the street.
StayClassy
Nobody knows much about this new Japanese cult, other than they really, really hate Morgan Freeman.
sgt.mcnasty
Try as he might... Salvador Dali never quite figured out the female anatomy.
IratePirate
I'm suddenly hungry for shishkabob. Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
NativeJuggalo
Sarah Palin watching a parade in Japan: "this is an obamanation...he's everywhere".
Braddurs
Just as he swore on his death bed he would, Salvador Dali's spirit comes back to haunt the streets of Tokyo
DamnitDog
Michael Jackson crept through the crowd his disquise didnt draw to much attention.
elmatto777
The Japanese are working on their next big blockbuster "Zombie Moor E.T. Versus Godzilla".
g0m
Even this guy has slept with your mother. Because she has a lot of sex. Your mother's a whore.
SlimTheSham
The parade organizers said I had complete creative freedom...What a bunch a' maroons!
wrathofgod72
Godzilla's new monster to fight Mecha-Obama. His special power is the power of Bling.
beefy
I realize your artsy grandmother made it for you Jerry, but it simply doesn't function as well as the umbrella we already have!
SlappyMcGee
David began to doubt whether a brisk walk in the rain might bring him down off his acid trip.
Weirdly
how the acid rain in China effects you if you don't carry your standard lead umbrella
Batman?
"Ma'am are you sure you can't remember anything about the pickpocket? No facial features? Nothing?" "Sorry officer. He was just a face in the crowd..."
u18c
in umbrella and frame land Oboma looks a little bit different that he does here in earth
SpaceTreeFan
The warriors of Umbrella Island, proud of their victory, paraded the Ass Monster's body around their city before feasting.
Roor
On Michael Jackson's latest overseas tour the effects of all those plastic surgeries is starting to show...
funkyass
Hey...um don't know how to tell you this but you got something hanging off your nose...yeah right there.
tthom979
Why is everyon talking about the french? The sign in the background is obviously in english...
butt4u
Although Macy's backed the wrong candidate, They however decided to go with the Sara Palin's offspring inspired float.
Frolly
While everyone is distracted by the odd statue, Earl quickly begins to pick his nose.
stapleears
After seeing this, the committee decided that Dali just wasn't the man for Mount Rushmore.
capricia13
The alternate ending to "E.T." involved a bad disguise and really big pitchforks.
bcanders
Excuse me, have you seen my little boy. What does he look like? Well, he's got big ears ...
Thermador
Out of the sea of umbrellas and frames emerges the long forgotten Mr. Potato Head's retarded cousin.
MindPez
Mr. Lifto displayed his new eyeball piercing today at the Annual Umbrella Festival.
technotard
another shining example of Asian culture trying desperately to reinvent itself as...something totally fucked up to the rest of the world.
Indigo_Dingo
Realising that he had forgotten his Umbrella for the fifth time, Steve just decided to improvise.
schadenfreude9
The Giant Mechanized Robot Industry was the first one to collapse after Japan's financial breakdown.
Rex-Jester
The umbrellas quickly appeared in case the ugly bronze-headed demon barfs again.
wizzPOPPA
hmm..i think theres a giant elephant and a naked pomewoman hidden in this picture...THERE IT IS!! oh wait...thats your mom HA!
HardcoreMax
Tragedy as plane with a cargo full of surrealism and umbrellas hits New York.
Zudo
After his first time drinking, Billy thought he understood the meaning of off your face. Apparently not.
St.Awesome
Three guesses as to what nation has a parade in honer of Dali, the king of weird? (hint, its Japan)
SamLowery
Today's Craption would load for me til 3:38, so now I won't be able to entertain you with my mirth for this photo.
StayClassy
You know, for all the fans' bitching, Spike Jonze really fucked up "Where The Wild Things Are"!
pyrogen
Im sorry for any inconvenience or confusion you might have had but japan is fucking weird
crazyivan
He tried to play off his sudden and drastic transformation in his usual calm fashion, but the look of surprise was evident on Dali's face. Even by his standards... this was pretty fucked up.
tao2001
That's just crazy... Why are so many people using umbrellas when it's not raining?
lilcletus
its not even raining... y do these people have unbrellas??? way to go huge wooden face man!!!... ur the only one thats not a complete retard!
wokiahu
I knew that Van Gogh gave his other ear to some girl but this is way way better.
DScolpini
Only a week after he was elected, and the KKK has already skinned Obama and put him on display.
StayClassy
"Hey, all you assholes with umbrellas! Will someone PLEASE get these fucking ants off my face?!? I would, but I don't have any hands!"
1505627
something something something french surrender something something something LHC something something something aquaman
scabbalicious
"Its obvious, we're protesting...um, wait a minute. Let me get back to you."
corbin
Cumbersome, yes, but Phillipe knew the facelift would give him a head above the competition.
Lakitu
Many questioned his ideas... but like like all fads, we will one day look fucking wicked like him.
insanetwist
Coming this summer: V meets Salvador Dali. The world will never be the same.
elephantasy
Days after November 4th, Japanese neo-realists react to the surreal outcome of the US election.
Ichbin
Suddenly, and without warning, the 80's came back to attack it's future oppressors.
spacecadet
Salvador was badly jet-lagged in Tokyo, but damn, keeping his eyes open with toothpicks was just not working out.
madman1
If you were to look around the corner, you would see the sign that tells not to sit on a traffic cone.
chrisnaish
Pete the Gold Spitting Pelvis: just one of many Mascots suggested for 2008 games.
deadgreystar
Bruce knew he was going to be fired, for he had double booked the mardi gras and the piercing festival for the same day.
M5000
As the giant freakishly ugly mask exclaimed that he would now be the human's new overlord, the humans rebelled and attacked with multiple piercings, walking sticks, umbrellas, and divining rods.
bobleponge
Swarms of hungry umbrellas have been known to devour Salvador Dali in less than a minute.
steez
Oh you cracked picture picking mother-fuckers have done it again. Dali's version of Shakespear's humor.
steez
China has finally won in their attempt to make a face more fucked up than Michael Jackson's.
Ruskayakorova1
The Michael Jackson float was a particular favorite at this years Thanksgiving day parade.
MakeShift
After blowing up the abstract art museum, crazed terrorist Sam Von Pierce arrives at the crime scene to claim this statue authorities received from the wreckage as his masterpiece.
Arphy
Though not depicted in the movie, some Nazis from Raiders of the Lost Ark went on to lead full lives after viewing the opening of the Ark of the Covenant.
BrodieMan
You thought aliens didn't belong in Indiana Jones 4? This guy is gonna be on the fifth...
nobody
It's Japan's adaptation of Jafar, Cthulhu, and V (from V for Vendetta) for a new character in the upcoming Japanese adult action film, Dragonball.
cutslasher
It was supposed to be the second coming, but people were disgusted when Jesus was born with Downs, so they aborted him. God was pissed.
Genesius
The attempts to lampoon President Sarkozy of France certainly raised a few eyebrows.
ciaro
"why r u lookin at me .... ...... ......... ....... oh .. its because im black isnt it"
greeny13
Today, Godzilla made it's last effort and came back from the ocean. Only to have managed to reach Battlefield Mall, were it is tied down and now the crazy mall owner has deicded to make it as a new extention. In his interview he said "Thank go that h
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