Craptions Classics November 09, 2008

Fucking street urchins!

Tommyg

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His parents tried to tell him no one would notice, but Bobby felt so self-conscious about his acne.

DrTom

Unfortunately, it landed on the third little girl.

jessen

Props to the urethra who had to pass this fucking thing...

gm_zero

Chuck Norris passes a kidney stone.

Thradok

"Quick, sis!!! The Goron lullaby!"

gm_zero

Tonys wish for a billion breasted women lying naked on the beach goes horribly wrong

arethusa

The nipplestone is a rare gem.

SUPERNAUT44

Mermaids aren't quite as beautiful as the movies make them out.

Swaimfan

Jesus will hatch soon

Durernil

Outside the Breastriary in Nippleopolis children play and titwheels stroll.

landmine76

Max didn't tan well... not at all...

Thomas Calnan

Hey! I can hear the oceans.... on Venus...

Thomas Calnan

Suddenly billy realized why everyone was looking at him. He was naked.... and a sea cucumber.

Kyrzarx

Life's a beach. A bizarre, terrifying beach.

EddieBrock412
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