Other Craptions

His parents tried to tell him no one would notice, but Bobby felt so self-conscious about his acne.

Unfortunately, it landed on the third little girl.

Props to the urethra who had to pass this fucking thing...

Chuck Norris passes a kidney stone.

"Quick, sis!!! The Goron lullaby!"

Tonys wish for a billion breasted women lying naked on the beach goes horribly wrong

The nipplestone is a rare gem.

Mermaids aren't quite as beautiful as the movies make them out.

Jesus will hatch soon

Outside the Breastriary in Nippleopolis children play and titwheels stroll.

Max didn't tan well... not at all...

Hey! I can hear the oceans.... on Venus...

Suddenly billy realized why everyone was looking at him. He was naked.... and a sea cucumber.

Life's a beach. A bizarre, terrifying beach.

Kids, meet your real father...

And soon, Michael Jackson will emerge as a beautiful butterfly

Unfortunately the girls had no nursery rhyme to help them deal with a gigantic barnacle.

Not pictured: another sculpture, just down the beach, of a hand clenching some toilet paper.

Having crabs is no day at the beach!

AIDS and cancer are nothing compared to what people now call 'Something-that-looks-like-a-testicle-covered-with-warts.'

"Its not a tumah!"

Pictured above: Bioshock Auditions

What the shell is that thing?!

After being banned from the beach, Gary Glitter hoped his new disguise would allow him to continue his voyeurism.

Even the eye of Sauron need visine sometimes

Cloverpoop

Im never going to the harbor on acid again

Pictured Above: Spongebob The Live Action Movie.

As she was playing with her sisters, Blobella suddenly got a strange suspicion that she might be adopted.

The Chronicles of Chlamydia

Wow. Even a rock can have diahorrea.

For some reason, beached massive sea urchins never got as much attention as the beached whales

And in an ancient rite of fertility, little girls run around the sperm

Before the year is through, some guy will try to fuck it.

I though Posiden gave horses to the human race?

The sea creatures return for the rest of Steve Irwin's family.

Don't be such a pussy, this guy looks legit.

The first of the Earth's testicles is finally discovered. Tourists flock.

How NOT to reinvent the wheel.

DAMMIT JANE WE HAVE TOLD YOU! TELL US WHEN YOU NEED TO POO!

Poor woman. No idea she's about to be crushed by a fossil of a tyre-anosaurus.

Looks like the turdmobile lost a tire.

Poor Nancy didn't see the REAL Seabiscuit bearing down on her until the last second...

Ted's children didn't play very well with the other children.

rock lobster

The fact that you can score a piddling municipal grant doesn’t make you an artist.

fuck you all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and-- oh you're talking about the rock thing

This week on modern art: Giant Sea Urchin or Wheel of Titties?

The Urchin Of Venice.