Other Craptions

God, Han Solo gets stuck in damn near everything

Video game glitches come to the real world.

Only a few steps ahead of his pursuer, Timmy managed to breach the wall separating our world and the World of the Statues.

Look Mommy! I'm imitating how daddy died!!!!!

Just another brick in the wall!

Wall-E

Who the fuck built a wall through a statue?

Jimmy always wanted to play Portal, but could never quite get the hang of it.

Lost in the wilderness at a young age, billy was found and raised by statues, and has adopted many of their mannerisms and social morays.

"Damn it! Is this what you call getting help!?"

Platform 9 and 3/4 is currently malfunctioning. Please use the other door.

Don't stand like that, Timmy, or you'll get stuck in that position!

You know he's the type who also pretends to straighten the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Little Jimmy races to hand in his science project: Carbonite is Real and Daddy Can't Yell At Me Anymore.

David Copperfield got stuck walking through a wall, so they bronzed him. The kid? He's just being a disrespectful little shit.

The whole impression just falls down with the yellow paper in his right hand.

Well, I'll give him an A for effort. But he's just not got the same wall breaching talents as his younger counterpart.

Call God. I've got a glitch to report.

When I get out of here son, I'M KICKING YOUR ASS!!!

I'm just glad we didn't get a picture of the other side of the wall!

Two examples of being stoned.

"Alright Dad! We managed to retrieve the professors documents before the dimensional riff closed! I wonder how much time we had to spare?......Dad?"

Warning: Viewing this statue may make you act like a little moron.

FIRST!!

...And that's where babies come from

Little Jimmy had finally perfected how to telekinetically keep the black man down

Little Billy obviously has the imagination of a tent peg.

A fan patiently waits for an autograph as the new Mexican superhero tries unsuccessfully to breach the border wall.

Dude, you look silly. ITS THE LEFT FOOT FORWARD!!

Scotty plus a bottle of Romulan Ale = Bad Beam Down.

Little Billy was stuck just as fast as his father, but at least he had come prepared. He brought reading materials.

Han couldn't wait to get free of the carbonite so he could finally kick the shit out of the little punk that had been mocking him.

Jimmy's friends always made fun of him for saying that black people were caught in racial barriers

And that is why you use rats to test the teleportation machine, you dumbass!

"Very funny, kid. Now would you go around to the other side of the wall and wipe my ass, please??"

"Run kid! Before it gets you too!"

Dad! John Wilkes-Booth got stuck in the Stargate again!

Must... vote... Obama... what do you mean I'm too late?

Son, don't ask how it happened, just get mommy and a jackhamm- O.K Billy, now your just being annoying.

In a race to get the truth to the proper authorities before his own personal demons devoured him, Kyle took a brief moment to scrape the dog shit from his shoes.

All in all, he's just another brick in the wall.

Billy thought it was just a hilarious statue, the Mafia however would have to look into their corpse hiding procedures.

Ha Ha. Real funny kid. Now can you get the F out of this wall?

Little kid, "For the last time, my name isn't Timmy or Jimmy. It's Jeff. Fucking assholes."

Alice might have gone through the looking glass, but Billy went through the fuckin' wall!!!

Just as its predecessor the Philadelphia Project, the Rock Wall Project experienced the same fate.

Billy was unaware that he had just become involved in the longest game of "Simon Says" in history.

"How did the wall building go?" "it went great! why do you ask?" "I think you forgot to build around the statue..." "OH FUCK!"

A petition gathering drive for the United Mime Workers.