RileyHart
Only a few steps ahead of his pursuer, Timmy managed to breach the wall separating our world and the World of the Statues.
TychPsych
Jimmy always wanted to play Portal, but could never quite get the hang of it.
Nightfire08
Lost in the wilderness at a young age, billy was found and raised by statues, and has adopted many of their mannerisms and social morays.
tallestmunchkin
You know he's the type who also pretends to straighten the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
NotMike
Little Jimmy races to hand in his science project: Carbonite is Real and Daddy Can't Yell At Me Anymore.
landmine76
David Copperfield got stuck walking through a wall, so they bronzed him. The kid? He's just being a disrespectful little shit.
Gambler
Well, I'll give him an A for effort. But he's just not got the same wall breaching talents as his younger counterpart.
necroblade404
"Alright Dad! We managed to retrieve the professors documents before the dimensional riff closed! I wonder how much time we had to spare?......Dad?"
gtrplyr515
Little Jimmy had finally perfected how to telekinetically keep the black man down
Warlain
Little Billy was stuck just as fast as his father, but at least he had come prepared. He brought reading materials.
gtrplyr515
Jimmy's friends always made fun of him for saying that black people were caught in racial barriers
Roor
Han couldn't wait to get free of the carbonite so he could finally kick the shit out of the little punk that had been mocking him.
ScarlettOhara
A fan patiently waits for an autograph as the new Mexican superhero tries unsuccessfully to breach the border wall.
EddieBrock412
"How did the wall building go?" "it went great! why do you ask?" "I think you forgot to build around the statue..." "OH FUCK!"
Leaf
"Very funny, kid. Now would you go around to the other side of the wall and wipe my ass, please??"
paranoidpyro
Billy was unaware that he had just become involved in the longest game of "Simon Says" in history.
Leaf
Alice might have gone through the looking glass, but Billy went through the fuckin' wall!!!
Roclawzi
First place gets a yellow folder. Second place gets screwed for all eternity. Or until they knock the wall down to build a Walmart.
Nisas
Little kid, "For the last time, my name isn't Timmy or Jimmy. It's Jeff. Fucking assholes."
Leaf
That's a statue of composer Irving Berlin!!! So that would make it.... you know... the Berlin wall....
Raffles
Billy thought it was just a hilarious statue, the Mafia however would have to look into their corpse hiding procedures.
AwakeAllTheTime
Just as its predecessor the Philadelphia Project, the Rock Wall Project experienced the same fate.
Batman?
Son, don't ask how it happened, just get mommy and a jackhamm- O.K Billy, now your just being annoying.
jet6369
In a race to get the truth to the proper authorities before his own personal demons devoured him, Kyle took a brief moment to scrape the dog shit from his shoes.
Warlain
Little billy escaped from IRS agent Medusa's lair still clutching the W2s. His mother wasn't so lucky.
TychPsych
Billy hoped that by standing real still, he could blend in with his surroundings and escape the bully. He couldn't.
tallestmunchkin
Thomas would always wonder why his thoughts of "I'm a real boy" worked for him and not for Geoffrey.
Vaal
On that fateful night, the last showing of his sold out play, George broke the fourth wall.
Leaf
Holding tightly to the secret instructions on how to run through a wall, Jimmy just barely gets away from his pursuer!
iantendo
"Any last requests?" "could you hand in my history assignment?" "sorry, no time... FIRE!!!!!"
Kryptos18
In the mid-1800's, putting people in the stocks got WAY more inventive and hilarious.
upthebracket
"Now let this be a lesson to all of you: stop writing your name in wet cement."
Dragonman
M, Night Shyamalan's The Statues A boy with super strength living in a forest can see statues that come to life via plant chemicals, only to find out (through a dramatic twist) that he's really an alien statue and not a human.
Gabngar
Tommy laughed as he mimicked what he thought was a statue. What he didn't know was that the wall was sentient, and that it would devour him.
hibby989
Not pictured: The guy the man in the wall was mocking before the wall collapsed on him.
hibby989
This is why that kid is going to get the crap beat outta him throughout high school
queenarcoleptia
The kid is trying to prove he is wall-guy's son. The sluttiness of his mother defied physics.
deorgkate
Who takes posed pictures with a yellow notebook that serves no purpose. Really.
deorgkate
Statue? Oh that's Bob, he just got in the way when we were building a wall, not sure who the other hand belongs to.
gtrplyr515
How many captions does it take to get to the top center of a brick wall? Three!
iantendo
Unfortunately this wall was demolished after a midget split his ballbag open on the statue's shoe.
upthebracket
Medusa's husband finally won a hard fought legal battle for custody of their son.
Linux fan
After checking Mr. Wilson for a pulse, Dennis quickly took out his Law textbook and turned to Homicide Defense.
YogSothoth
And that's why you leave walking through walls to professionals like David Copperfield.
ScarlettOhara
Somewhere on the other side of the wall, Clay Aiken was patiently trying to push him through.
HardcoreMax
All the talk of new craption rules have died down... Have you crushed the resistance cracked? Have you?
KMajew
Though he mocked the statue, Timmy himself was a prisoner in the wall of his own homosexuality
trhannon
Timmy is first in line for the dumb ass kid award. His mother said standing like this forever will be an improvement on what she assumed his future would hold.
LilMoof
If Ralph wasn't stuck in the wall he would kick Billy's ass for making fun of him.
Vagabundo
The yellow envelope held the secret for wall breaching while looking like an imbecile.
Actormd
Timmy and his dad loved to play X-men. Timmy's dad took it too seriously though.
Vagabundo
Bobby was determined to get a shot at stardom at any cost. Bobby asked to the wall clingin pedophile -Are you sure this naked photos will make me famous? -As long as theyre in a manila envelope.
Matt
Occasionally, god will turn on no-clipping then quickly deactivate it to remind everybody he's still an asshole after all these years.
Levianeo
At first they thought he was a statue, little Bobby had no idea his dad died the night before.
phoenixblaze319
Johnny paused, afraid the rest of his body would suddenly become stiff, too.
microhendy
In memory of that guy from "The Fly" when he spliced his genes with a brick wall.
IratePirate
The only reason Danny agreed to do the silly pose is because of the centerfold layout he got to stare in amazement at.
smallshrimp
After the juggernauts death in x men 3, they built a statue dedicated to him
Brett-Butler
Reagan had other reasons for tearing down the wall rather than destroying communism...
microhendy
Who knew that Harry Potter ends up dieing after Apparating into a brick wall.
ClintBeastwood
It's a little known fact that the hokie pokie was actually invented by Lucifer
ClintBeastwood
France's memorial to Jim Morrison and The Doors hit song "Break on through" left something to be desired.......
ClintBeastwood
Jimmy took off seconds later after he realized that the "Carbon Surfer" was real.....and that wasn't his leg........
PRDN
In Russia, those who don't bring their birth certificate with them will get stoned.
iantendo
Unfortunately once Dr. Sam Beckett Quantum Leaped into a wall the rest of the season pretty much tanked.
UselessTalent
Fall 1989. The Germans had to think a couple of times before tearing down the Berlin Wall, because this statue was just too fucking awesome to be destroyed.ng the Berlin Wall, because this statue was just too fucking awesome to be destroyed.
Salandra
The kid fails at mimicry.... he's dyslexic? Well that's nto funny ot luagh at. Yes I know im an ass.
UselessTalent
Before the Berlin Wall was tore down, the German living in East Berlin had came up with some pretty creative ways for crossing the border to the West.
UselessTalent
Little Tom wanted to be just like his idol. He just didn't realise that no one was going to expand the wall anymore.
spiderdude007
thats his dad there on the left he knows his mum will do the same to him if he fucks up so better practise a good pose :D:D
trhannon
Gee Wiz! A lady screws one statue and this is what she gets. Say hi to Daddy Timmy!
Vagabundo
Kenny swore to protect, at all costs, the yellow envelope containing urine samples from his crackhead mother.
midnite492
As Johnny looked at the girl across the street he felt a certain body part turning as hard as the wall
wrathofgod72
Little Johnny was reagy for his "How to be a statue" quiz after reading the CRIB notes.
Aloe
At that moment, little Billy realized that his dad meant he was stoned in an entirely different way.
theschweitz
Come ON!!! You put your left foot in.. you got that right... but then you gotta put your left foot OUT, too!
Kalinken
During the day time he's just your average statue trapped in a stone wall, but when night time comes he is Molestation Man, a vengeful supervillain having his way with the kids who mimic him.
Gratisthethird
In his early years, Banksy experimented with some three-dimensional artwork...but the other kids just mocked him, inevitable leading to his hatred of yellow folders.
Sarahjo02
The game of Red Light Green Light took a sinister turn once the wall started to advance.
Vasher666
"Listen up kid, I've had it up to HERE! with your smart ass immitations of me. If i ever get out of the carbonite your ass is toast!
zbeebs
Go get help, Johnny!...No, don't....stop that...help, go get help!...Godammit Johnny!....Seriously!....
sofaking
Billy's future flashed before his eyes when he realized his SAT scores would not get mailed in on time. That's what happens when you play with wet cement.
DorianGrey
Agent Smith, cleverly disguised as a small boy, got to the secret file. That was the easy part. The hard part would be outrunning T-1000's stone brother.
DorianGrey
You won this round Tommy, but when I get out of this wall, that file is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
InkFiest
Try as he did, Josh just couldn't get little Eric to stop copying everything he did.
toanoradian
The boy carried the manuscript of the seventh Harry Potter book before it was even released. Thus the whole world is going bananas.
bog
If little Billy really wants to imitate this statue, he'd better harden the fuck up.
Arber
Hey you, yeah you kid, walk a little to your right. a little more. just a little more. Ok good now bend over. *KICK* aahahahaha i cant believe i got another one
BTRulesTO
See? This proves that I did do my homework, unlike Mr.Kennedy...which is why I'm still alive and he's a part of a wall.
hurrakane212
... and then the magic yellow paper turned him into a real boy and he lived happily ever after
darthtanion
This is why Professor Nightcrawler always said: "Make sure you can see where you're teleporting to."
AbbieH
the real question is why the fuck did the kid pose for a picture with a freaking piece of yellow paper???
Falcoteer
Maxwell Smart of CONTROL attempts to teleport onto a sidewalk. Missed it by that much.
dtmike07
You want the documents, do you? Well first you'll have to deal with THE MAN WHO CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS!
Dino3k
Wanting very much to learn the ways of the Statue, Bobby trains with his master every day.
KL17
Though John's impression of a zombie mail-man was good, Timmy's impression of Mount Vesuvius was fucking awesome!
dungbeetlemania
Roger Copperfield originally conceived the trick, but it was younger brother David who first got it right.
sickandtired
No Billy! The Statue isn't holding a yellow folder! Seriously, can you do anything right?
ZananIV
Cut! Robby my boy great job. Frank, not stiff enough. I'm 'really not buying the whole "Statue" vibe.
ZananIV
Bobby, great job. Just try not reading from the script. Frank, I'm really not buying the "statue" vibe. ugh....I hate this movie!
Mothershabooboo
Kitty Pride's Father got the barrial he always wanted; Too bad it was three seconds too early.
jawsaints
They didn't know how to make a statue of Fred, the torso, one hand and arm man, so they just put it on the wall
captainj
Little Timmy knew the only way he could win the human statue competition is if he learned from the pros.
Runictheunic
After so many years of being a stingy bastard on Halloween, the children made it a point to mock the Professor after his teleporter malfunctioned.
Mjrj99
Immedietly after the picture was taken, Statue-man broke free of his wall and kicked the shit out of Billy. Statue-man has some anger issues
Mastika
http://papenss.blogspot.com/2008/11/do-i-have-potential.html Do I Have Potential?
Mastika
http://papenss.blogspot.com/2008/11/amazing-fat-chinese-boy-photoshopped.html AMAZING - fat Chinese Boy Photoshopped
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