Craptions Classics November 07, 2008

Warning: we have no idea what the fuck this machine does.

The Sound Defense

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Being black while in this area may lead to death by barbershop poles or a giant caterpillar chucking a spear at you.

Plan B

"Hey, you! stop that! Can't you read the sign?!??!"

fairies74

Well, don't fucking do it.

GoogleMan

Cool!! It's the warning sign to the DeathStar trash compactor!

Ironlightsaber

While you were figuring out this sign I stole your wallet. Have a nice day!

ajp1015

Caution: if you stand between two blocks in a triangle, you may turn into a broken roller skate.

GaseousClay

The sign outside the bathroom from "Saw"

Whak

Phew! That was a close one. Thank God we both read the sign, didnt we Larry?........ Larry? LARRY!? Nooooo!!

zero82

WARNING: YOU'RE NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC. THE WALLS ARE ACTUALLY CLOSING IN.

Thermador

An illustration of the superiority of the WRITTEN WORD.

jtklove

warning picnic tables may attack if provoked

MasterNOODLE

"Wow! Fred died in the most bizarre and unlikely way possible!" "You said it.... We should get a warning sign made just in case!"

Thomas Calnan

Warning: This sign has sharp edges!

VP_TheGirl

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

MindPez
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