Other Craptions

Being black while in this area may lead to death by barbershop poles or a giant caterpillar chucking a spear at you.

"Hey, you! stop that! Can't you read the sign?!??!"

Cool!! It's the warning sign to the DeathStar trash compactor!

Well, don't fucking do it.

While you were figuring out this sign I stole your wallet. Have a nice day!

Caution: if you stand between two blocks in a triangle, you may turn into a broken roller skate.

The sign outside the bathroom from "Saw"

Phew! That was a close one. Thank God we both read the sign, didnt we Larry?........ Larry? LARRY!? Nooooo!!

WARNING: YOU'RE NOT CLAUSTROPHOBIC. THE WALLS ARE ACTUALLY CLOSING IN.

An illustration of the superiority of the WRITTEN WORD.

warning picnic tables may attack if provoked

"Wow! Fred died in the most bizarre and unlikely way possible!" "You said it.... We should get a warning sign made just in case!"

Warning: This sign has sharp edges!

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

WARNING: If you feel as though the walls are closing in, it may be because you have grown to giant size.

WARNING: We don't know what the hell we're trying to say, either.

The last of the "Warning! Black people can be used as tractors" signs will be taken down after Inauguration Day.

Warning: This is your brain. This is your brain at the barber. This is your brain less than, greater than or equal to a tractor. Any questions?

I give up! Somewhere someone is masturbating to this!

"Please proceed through the striped pillars and then shove two toy cars up your ass..."

I saw the sign... and it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign.

Warning: 8 bit spaceships

This warning sign brought to you by David Lynch.

Warning...confused,dyslexic signmaker ahead.

Warning: The machine might want to dance with you.

If you stand in between the glark accelerators your penoptines will be decentrafuted.......eh, duh !

Thank, god for that, i was just about to walk into a room with two large black and white blocks closing in on me, while two rocket type things touch each other. Thanks cracked!

The third panel would have explained everything but it was cut for budgetary reasons

Warning? don't worry that sign is there to make our dildo factory look all professional

I’m not a *real* Warning Sign, I just play one on TV.

Basically, just stay the fuck back.

this is the warning sign for the large hadron collider

A clue in Dan Brown's new not-so-theology-based thriller, "The who-gives-a-fuck code".

Warning: Not standing between the hydraulic walls will leave you uncrushed.

Warning: We turn you Japanese. You make car.

Sit between the magnets to recieve Scientology lesson. Scientology car will be back shortly to pick you up.

Warning: we do not know what the fuck to do either.

Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!

Free Cake!

WARNING: WTF??

Warning: warnings on this sign are dumber than they appear

Warning: Do not insert penis into rotating pillars.

Not pictured: certain doom

Warning: If humans wander nearby, please crush them or use whatever mechanical aids are available in your form to kill them. Thank you. -- Cyberdyne Systems Corporation

Warning: Concentration Camp nearby. Tresspassers may be raped by Transformers.

My lego instructions have never been very clear...

Warning: Mean-spirited, self-referential, or ignorant submissions will be deleted

Warning: Stay away from this sign if you don't understand this sign!

Warning: Worst Green Day song EVER