Other Craptions

Move it! This bomb is about to be... FABULOUS!

They always sent Marty in first, but so far no luck.

Even the bomb squad has casual Fridays.

I bet you didnt know that the fashion police had a bomb squad

Americas Extreme Takeover

The shirt was successfully defused.

HI, I'M TY PENNINGTON AND I CAN RUN FASTER THAN A CAR!!! GOOOOOOOOD MORNING

Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?

Magnolia PI?

Do I pull the blue flower or the green one?

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNI....... Shut the fuck up asshole we're defusing a bomb!

The bomb squad is going to deactivate his hideous shirt.

Let's be honest here. In this situation, how useful is a hard hat?

Extremist Home Makeover. Bring in the bombs.

It's too late. Upholstery from the 70's already exploded all over his shirt!

Do they sell mens clothes where you bought that shirt??

24: San Fransisco

The gay bomb squad had one hell of a task on their hands.

"Okay now, cut the blue wire, not the red one... got it??" "Hmm.. I see a fuschia coloured wire and a periwinkle one... No red and blue, I'm afraid.." "All right - who hired this guy??!"

With that shirt on, the guys behind him didn't really need to write Assface on Ty's helmet.

Trading spaces: Jihad edition

"Someone said they needed a douchebag to test something?"

It' pretty bad when all I have to look forward to all day long is the new "craption" on Cracked... and when it finally arrives I find fucking Ty Pennington. GOD DAMN IT!

The new Flash film directed by Ang lee

CSI: Fantasy Island

THIS guy is our best "undercover" agent working with Muslim terror groups?

"Where are you going? The bomb's set to blow in eight seconds!" "Hey, when you gotta go... you gotta go!"

In Japan, the show is called, "Yelling Man Who Yells While Others Work." Apparently, it's quite popular.

"My shirt is da bomb! Right guys? Guys?"

Sure, he can amass hundreds of competing construction workers to work together for free, but why can't Ty ever get just one fashion coordinator?

How come they're sending in the guy who forgot his Hazmat gear? That’s a pretty poorly thought-out chain of command.

The outtakes of Quantum of Solace show a direction that most hadn't anticipated.

Oh, I thought you said "Bum" Squad, big boys. Oh this is embarASSing.

if i run slower than 5 miles an hour i turn straight

Before risking an expensive robot, these days bomb squads will send in Ty Pennington first.

My other car is an ambulance.

If only our reality TV hosts had the same resolve as suicide bombers.

'Hi i'm Ty Pennington and' 'He's annoying, isn't he?' 'Douche...' 'Do you want to...' 'Yeah...' Boom...

"But, I don't want a home makeover. In fact, I just reno--" "Too bad, it's happening!"

Oh shit, that guy stole my suicide idea

...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Please tell me they are going to blow up the host of that stupid show.

CSI: San Fransisco

Extreme Home Makeover takes a new approach in the new economy.

Alas, the Bomb Squad was too late at arriving at the set of Waterworld II.

"No, I don't know anything about bombs, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Expess last night."

Damn, it's so much harder to defuse a bomb with one arm!

-uhh... guys could you focus on the bomb...

Um, I'm not sure I want the bomb in my house defused by someone who's clearly drunk