Craptions Classics November 02, 2008

well...........the word on the street is....

maitresse73

Other Craptions

This is how the homeless text each other.

Kelly Robinson

The blue light district isn't nearly as dirty or fun as the red light district is.

Truthiness

you know its time to leave town when your city suddenly reverts to the blue screen of death

arethusa

"their.." "Their" what? "Their" fucking what!?!?

Gambler

Tim Burton's fake pic of Palin, Obama, McCain, and Rosie walking by the gay transformer in Japan. Thanks eHarmony.

AndersonCouncil

"Dude. I am so wasted. I gotta pee." "NO FRANK! NO!!!!" zzzzzzzzzzrt.

Wazula

Building by building, street by street, the Blue Man Group moves ever closer to world domination.

fthrud

Sick of being spit, vomited and pissed on all the damn time, the sidewalk decided to start elaborately insulting its users' mothers.

Linux fan

When the Blue Meanies are after you, just walk casually. Running attracts their attention.

Fkelleghan

The gates of epileptic hell

saveferris

I knew America had a China Town but i didnt know China had an America town

DDdean

The writing says "All your clubs are belong to us"

saveferris

Even the stock ticker has hit rock bottom

SUPERNAUT44

Before working it's way up to mass murder, the young skynet used to skip school, loiter and plague the town with gaffiti.

MarcAbian
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