Other Craptions

This is how the homeless text each other.

The blue light district isn't nearly as dirty or fun as the red light district is.

you know its time to leave town when your city suddenly reverts to the blue screen of death

"their.." "Their" what? "Their" fucking what!?!?

Tim Burton's fake pic of Palin, Obama, McCain, and Rosie walking by the gay transformer in Japan. Thanks eHarmony.

"Dude. I am so wasted. I gotta pee." "NO FRANK! NO!!!!" zzzzzzzzzzrt.

Building by building, street by street, the Blue Man Group moves ever closer to world domination.

Sick of being spit, vomited and pissed on all the damn time, the sidewalk decided to start elaborately insulting its users' mothers.

When the Blue Meanies are after you, just walk casually. Running attracts their attention.

The gates of epileptic hell

I knew America had a China Town but i didnt know China had an America town

The writing says "All your clubs are belong to us"

Even the stock ticker has hit rock bottom

Before working it's way up to mass murder, the young skynet used to skip school, loiter and plague the town with gaffiti.

In the neon light, Jeff could clearly see the semen stains that had made his Goodwill shirt such a good bargain.

First they rocked down to Electric Avenue, and then they took it higher.

Yep, this is all that happens when you take the blue pill.

Word.

The Large Hadron Collider's girlfriend: the Large Tourist Distractor

"Come on, come ON", Frank thought, as he waited for his marriage proposal to show up. He'd paid good money for it and it was NOT going to fail this time.

An effort to improve the literacy rate among the homeless

Nikola Tesla died in poverty. Paris Hilton has inherited over 300 million dollars and did fuck all. Just thought I'd put things into perspective before you post your hilarious craption

"So they put the Harry Potter books on buildings?" "Yeah, I picked up a penny and found out Dumbledore died..."

What happens when rich people lose a pet.

Sooooo.... That's what they mean by a "blue" state...

Hmmm.. the words are saying "I want to play a game..."

Yes, that would be fairer...if you not take into account the fact that the Cracked website is on the WORLD wide web and not on the US-and-their-few-time-zones-web... The random order display is a good idea tho.

Just around the corner there's an awesome article by Swaim.

A creative way to text message the Space Station.

Fuck eagle eye 2 is just looks ridiculous

Step on a crack, Break your mother's LED display

Wow! And I thought writing your name in the snow was cool!

They stood there shocked, reading the message: "I am a flamingo, and I am stuck to the most hideous car you can imagine. There's a beheaded smurf here. It's depressing... Luckily I found this keyboard!! Help me!!"

In the Guantanamo court, if you notice the blue lights before the Amercan flags, you're a terrorist.

Cracked.com shows they could give a rat's ass about fairness by deleting the craption taking the lead complaining about the unfairness. Yet despite having time to do this, they still haven't had time to update the site with anything new in over 24 ho

Hey, look! A quarter!

Maybe what happens in Vegas SHOULD just stay there.

Blue Oyster Cult: Restaurant and sport bar( now with more cowbell)

The Matrix Refunded.

The ultimate "fuck you" to people who have to sleep on the sidewalk.

Graffiti artists in my city are tasteful and literate.

This is what happens when you don't have a pop-up blocker.

Some Viagra users have complained of seeing everything tinted blue.

It was always glaringly obvious when Conrad had the blues.

One clinic though it would be best to post their patients VD results to the public.

The lack of advertising space in Times Square forced NYC's Mayor to get creative.

Things have been a lot different since Noah Webster possessed the town.

If you piss on it, it starts playing Pac Man

hotwheel89 is so right. But why is his craption winning? Seriously...