Other Craptions

Dan wondered why his car kept getting rear-ended.

This transformer is...FABULOUS!

Herbie tried to be understanding, but he just didn't approve of his son's lifestyle.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Go green with the only car that runs on retardation.

Bad acid: $10 Super Glue: $3 Assorted Toys: $22 Having a story to tell monday and the car to back it up: Priceless

The annual trailer park bring your yard to work day was a huge success.

Batman's second batmobile is a little more flashy than the first one, but damn it sure gets the bitches

...and that's how I met your father...

OH MY GOD!!! is that a scratch?

...and yet it's still more manly than the Prius

This car screams: I take something from all of my victims.

"Oh my God, a flamingo!" *swerves right* "No, Dad, it's..." "Oh my God, a smurf!!" *swerves left* "Dad, they're just stuck on the..." "Oh my God, a troll!!!" *swerves right* "THAT'S IT! I'M DRIVING!!"

I hate it when you peel the candy off and theres still some car you need to scrape off of it..

It runs on Skittles and love.

queer Eye for the piece of shit

FOR SALE: 4 door, A/C, recent body work.

I HATE being taken to school in my Dad's car

"This thing was built for jumping rivers... We call it a tumbler..." "Does it come in black?" "Something like that... yea..."

This new model of hybrid car runs on a combination of electricity and homosexuality.

Sir, do you know why im giving you a ticket?

Sold!

"I dunno Robin, I think I liked the old Batmobile better."

Hey batman, you ever think about putting all that stuff in, like, I dunno, some sort of belt?

Every time the cops pull me over they immediately search my car for pot. What's up with that?

I think I saw this car in the turkish version of batman

It's the white trash mobile.

Laugh all you want, it's the perfect anti-theft device!

this image becomes all the more disturbing when you realize that 90% percent of the submissions are about Batman

That's what you get for passing out Now and Laters for Halloween.

Having failed at every previous attempt to molest children, Larry decided to take a step back and re-examine his approach. Was he coming on too strong?

He has a Ron Paul bumper sticker.

Some people buy big white trucks to compensate for having a small penis, other people put the severed heads of the women that rejected them on their hood

2 Fast 2 Fabulous

If you type something in on the keyboard, the doll heads say it.

The License Plate Is So People Can Identify It.

Never forget where your car is parked again...

"Alright, who the fuck painted my car blue!?"

I'm just fucking amazed that this photo wasn't taken in Japan

Never would Inspector Gadget guess that his son would be this rebellious.

As the years passed without a victory, Dale Jr. found it harder and harder to attract sponsors.

Where's Waldo?

Elton John pleaded Not-Guilty to several drive-bys, despite the concrete evidence and an eye-witness.

"Here, Billy, take this gluegun and this box of broken toys and play in the garage while mommy takes a nap"

From 0 to Tacky in 1.6 seconds!

Oh that is obscene! That guy in the backround is spying on those little girls!

Harold always had to pull over to check his email.

What will happen if we let people younger than 16 get driver licenses.

Never shoulda cut in front of the art teacher.