MarcAbian
Herbie tried to be understanding, but he just didn't approve of his son's lifestyle.
AbbieH
Bad acid: $10 Super Glue: $3 Assorted Toys: $22 Having a story to tell monday and the car to back it up: Priceless
derk11
Batman's second batmobile is a little more flashy than the first one, but damn it sure gets the bitches
Leaf
"Oh my God, a flamingo!" *swerves right* "No, Dad, it's..." "Oh my God, a smurf!!" *swerves left* "Dad, they're just stuck on the..." "Oh my God, a troll!!!" *swerves right* "THAT'S IT! I'M DRIVING!!"
CoastieGurl
I hate it when you peel the candy off and theres still some car you need to scrape off of it..
gm_zero
"This thing was built for jumping rivers... We call it a tumbler..." "Does it come in black?" "Something like that... yea..."
Warlain
This new model of hybrid car runs on a combination of electricity and homosexuality.
MarcAbian
Hey batman, you ever think about putting all that stuff in, like, I dunno, some sort of belt?
HelperMonkey
Every time the cops pull me over they immediately search my car for pot. What's up with that?
whitenerd
this image becomes all the more disturbing when you realize that 90% percent of the submissions are about Batman
natep
Having failed at every previous attempt to molest children, Larry decided to take a step back and re-examine his approach. Was he coming on too strong?
Dick_Johnson
Some people buy big white trucks to compensate for having a small penis, other people put the severed heads of the women that rejected them on their hood
fthrud
As the years passed without a victory, Dale Jr. found it harder and harder to attract sponsors.
RNbulletsponge
Oh that is obscene! That guy in the backround is spying on those little girls!
Zaphod
"Here, Billy, take this gluegun and this box of broken toys and play in the garage while mommy takes a nap"
Jaz90
Elton John pleaded Not-Guilty to several drive-bys, despite the concrete evidence and an eye-witness.
Dick_Johnson
I preffer to keep my severed baby heads as keychains, but thats just me i guess
Fkelleghan
"And, folks, this craft IS prepared for a water landing. And your passenger seat cushion can be used as a flotation device, and you can keep that as a lovely souvenir of your water landing experience.”
Sairin
This just in... Toyota have designed a new alternative energy vehicle that runs on PURE AWESOME!
Gambler
Sid, still haunted by Woody's attack in Toy Story, takes it out on his neighbour's car.
TJL
If Mike was going to make it as a private investigator, he had to find a better surveillance vehicle for his stakeouts.
microhendy
"Well officer, it was blue, registration plate '462CHY', don't know what else to tell you.
mediocreguy
"I don't get it, my car is completely tricked out and I still can't seem to get the ladies."
gangster
The owner's gonna feel ridiculous when he realizes that he parked in a handicapped spot.
RNbulletsponge
Is it just me, or does it seem like everyone here has nothing else to do but wait for the clock to strike 3, then race to get the first posts?
Shambler47
Released straight to DVD: Driving Miss Daisy 3, starring Martin Lawrence and Melanie Griffith.
TDGSeal
and in front is onceabee, no its smashbros41 with 5, then onceabee pulls ahead, and OH MY GOD! tolkien comes out of nowhere! pulling up if front! oh what a race!!
Bahunga
When a southern McCain supporter found out that the internet was a highway of information, this is what he brought.
Brett-Butler
I know the new Microsoft computer doesn't look like much, but I swear it's better than Windows Vista.
Leaf
"SON OF A SMURF!! WHAT THE SMURFIN' SMURF DID YOU DO TO MY CAR!?!? I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR SMURF UNTIL YOU CAN'T SMURF FOR A SMURFIN' YEAR!!!!"
Fkelleghan
"The Detroit Auto Makers Industry issued a statement today, attesting that they had NOTHING WHATEVER to do with this. John, back to you."
sveardze
Now, Joanna, fifteen pieces of flair is the minimum, okay? Why don't you try to be like Brian over there?
Silver_Saber
Alfred: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir? Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
saveferris
I don't know what the fuck happened but I'm fairly sure he's not insured against it.
wickedspork
"Officer! I was just robbed! They took what they could and drove away!" "Can you describe the vehicle?" "No, but i managed to get their plate numbers"
spacecadet
Even though he was parked on the street, they arrested him for driving under the influence. They didn't know what it was yet, but they were sure it was illegal.
gm_zero
Let that be a lesson to you puppet heads, ducks, and flamingos... Don't FUCK with my Subaru.
tallestmunchkin
It's all just a distraction while your car radio gets stolen across the street.
u18c
the all new crazy car only from crazy see if you're crazy enough to get a crazy car at a crazy car dealer near you
MightyMike
This vehicle breaks countless health and safety laws no matter where in the world your from
gtrplyr515
After four years of continuously posting craptions, I have never received one crackup. There are truly no easy tasks in this journey we call life...
Khaos4k
As Doc Emmett Brown began going senile, his time travel devices started looking a little more...unconventional.
beer
Cracked you fuckers, please allow us to vote down. Some of this shit is embarrassing. Really, making fun of McCain is like kicking an invalid while he sleeps.
Fkelleghan
The real danger was not obstacles to visibility or the chassis, but the lead paint. This car, you see, was manufactured in China.
davesarecool
It make looks strange now but in a few years the electric car will be developed similar to the cars we see today.
Leaf
The beheaded doll was placed front and centre on the roof. It seemed like a pretty sweet place to be until Bob opened the hood and she got a face full of pink flamingo ass!
microhendy
"What do you mean there's only two days until the customising competition? We need to do something quick!"
NoFC
When she gets over this Dissociative Identity Disorder of hers, Susan's' gonna be in a helluva world of butt-hurt.
puggers
He-man's cat transforming powers have slightly different effects on modern modes of transportation
Bionic_Crouton
...Michael Jackson was later asked why his car was parked across from the Elementary school...
SirButternut
*PLEASE INPUT LOCATION ON KEYBOARD* *LOCATION: SALEM, OREGON NOT RECOGNISED* *DID YOU MEAN FUNKY TOWN?*
Dallin
After the cast of Toy Story rebelled in a bloody uprising, they roamed the nation in their horrifying death-mobile.
Rastifier
Years after the movie Office Space, Jennifer Aniston still couldn't escape that fucking flare guy.
ded
"Well, it all started when somebody stuck some gum on the hood and it dried there and I mean, I didn't want to mess up the paint..."
Truthiness
The white trash truck doesn't get nearly as many people needing its services as a regular trash truck does.
Truthiness
For sale: Used 1993 Ford Focus - easy to spot in parking lot. $3400 OBO. ================================================== Contact: AS294882349@craigslist.com
old_owl
something something Scientology something something gay something something penis
BL90
When Carson from Queer Eye joined the Pimp My Ride team, it turned out almost exactly as you'd expect it
Ultralord
The popemobile's designer had a little too much LSD left in his system when he designed this concept.
rinkster
Toyota began a downward spiral when they moved their design department to San Francisco.
toacosmo
It's a little known fact that Pimp my Ride spawned a whole slew of surreal art movements in Europe.
Hoboriffic
Batman had promised Robin his own "awesome ride" for his 16th birthday. Little did Robin know his boss was a total DICK.
GoreTaco
When bugs hit your car they make a few splatters here and there. When Oompa-Loompas hit it's a whole different story...
the-golden-eel
No matter how hard he tried, Jerry could not inspire a single bird to shit on his car.
grumula
"Optimus, you can't throw him out, he's our son!" "I have no son Julie, I have no son!"
lycia
after michael jackson lost his money he had to attract children in a more creativce way
Gambler
Despite all the toys efforts to keep them at bay, the smarties were always going to outnumber them.
Warlain
When you drive this car into the water, only rubber duckie on the very top stays above the water. It makes bathtime so much fun!
Warlain
In post apocalyptic San Francisco, the angry natives on the highway throw a different kind of spear at you.
holeintheboxers
Bob was confident that he'd get away with taking a drive through the local mall....... maybe a little too confident.
Garret
"I understand the keyboard, but why the flamigo?" "You understand the keyboard?! Cookoo!"
MarcAbian
Pimp your ride just wasn't the same since Xzibit was replaced by Little Bow Wow
RNbulletsponge
lets see, a barbie head, a flamingo, yarn, a keyboard, a duck, wait... A NUN!! WHAT THE!!!!
Fkelleghan
Those folks at the Style Network are trying WAY too hard to resurrect "Ambush Makeover."
Brett-Butler
Disney pulled out of Pixar before funding Cars 2, this was what happened next...
Fkelleghan
"This just in. In an effort to generate energies such as solar, wind, and alternate life-style power…"
Fkelleghan
Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste. Now there’s kitsch, schlock, camp and porn.
Mr_K_Twig
Okay America, shouldn't you guys have some sort of road regulation deeming this kind of crap unsafe?
hibby989
Someone found the super glue and couldn't let go...get it? get it?? ok, I just wanted a vote.
aworkinregress
It became an American tradition... like chasing your kids around with power tools...
aworkinregress
It was an American tradition... like chasing your kids around with power tools...
SirButternut
Joey could take the keyboard, flamingo, smurf head, troll head, mannequin head, skull on a stick, duck on a stick, digger, japenese lanterns, toilet brush, stiletto, green smarties, red smarties, yellow smarties and pink smarties. But he just lost it
Fkelleghan
"If that car leaves and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow..."
Fkelleghan
"Oh, that? That's just Christo's car. He's into that installation art stuff."
Bionic_Crouton
...And my car would have stayed clean if it wasn't for those MEDDLING KIDS!!!!
Shane?
When you live near both a dump and a nuclear power plant, be prepared for what the giant mutant birds will do to your car's paint job.
Fkelleghan
Survivalists have learned how to create life-supporting tools and weapons from the most basic of items. Not Pictured: actual survivalists.
Silver_Saber
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule.
ZananIV
Some say Tommy was acting out repressed urges, most say he was crazy. The kids say he had the radest jalopy, daddy-o.
steeltesseract
Its autoeriticon....former autobot here to save of us from well him i guess
XenophobicAlien
THIS IS PIMP MY RIDE IN A PARRALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE XZIBIT IS FLAMING HOMO.
Zaphod
the new line of jolly-rancher cars were delicious, but tended to stick to things: lint, pet hair, old french-fries, the occasional flamingo...
lord.henry
Evan immediately regretted taking the short cut through the Gay Pride Parade during his Key West vacation.
DanManX
Not having money for a Delorean or fancy microchips, Doc Brown made do with what he had...
jizzninja
The Silence of the Lambs roadshow wasnt as well recieved as expected. Maybe next year...
KMajew
You know you're in a bad place when you're riding on the pole, but what about when the pole is riding on you
archdog99
Oh Yeah!! My dad will totally kick your dad's ...wait, is that his car? Nevermind.
mlutitans98
This car owner is the latest victim of a gang in Eastern San Francisco, known only as the "Fabulous Flamingo Hunters"
RNbulletsponge
Rainbow Rain!!! some stay dry while others feel the pain, RAINBOW RAI... wait...
old_owl
I'M GOING TO COME TO THE PLACE YOU WORK WITH SHOTGUNS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!!! jk lol
kickawsome
Tom Cruise has alot of cars, but the one Clay gave him is still his favorite...
bobbyflash
Yeah, it's all fun and games - but the fact of the matter is it's not road-worthy.
telescreen
All that was left was the monitor, and then he could drive the ultimate case mod to the LAN party.
bobbyflash
Joe lost a lot of friends when he told them about the buoys strapped to his car.
frogger18
Nice skills. I can't even parallel park without all that shit blocking my view.
spacecadet
I tried to drive the thing but I couldn't find the gear shift. Turns out it had a Mac OS.
josephoenix
Stewie licked to display the heads and parts from the victims of his previous toy slayings.
RileyHart
Dan hated it when all the other seniors made fun of his crappy car. Now, this...this would show em.
dtmike07
Perfect! Now if this beauty doesn't attract the ladies, I don't know what will.
rinkster
The first car designed to be driven by a blind man, including braille body panels so it can be easily found in a parking lot.
minifidel
Due to the crisis, people are moving into their cars... and taking their ornaments with them
Mattyboy111
back 2 the future more like back to the gay-ture .......................................................... please kill me now
rockerdudeman
With the failing economy, this is the bank account of the future, stick your prized possessions to your car!
CHAMBO
'The global economy meant cars had to take a different design path' says G.Ayman at Ford
lostprophet94
"Told you it was a bad idea to sell the car AND have a yard sale at the same time."
clamcaravan
The new-and-improved, roomier 2009 Toyota Eyesore...seats up to 49 pedophile clowns.
clamcaravan
Reginald received many traffic citations during his short life; not for speeding or parking illegally, but just for being an asshole.
mindmatter
Oh hey look! Is that a homeless guy coming down the street? He sure looks weird...
ringslinger
Danielle thought she had tickets to burning man when in fact she had mistakenly bought tickets for antique roadshow.
spiderdude007
their doing it to the bike in the back there ........................................FUCKERS!!!!
Raffles
Billy thought it was a hilarious statue, the Mafia would have to re-evaluate their corpse hiding procedures.
eljerryo
Authorities are unsure when the giant butterfly will hatch from its cocoon, but the sacrifices are in place.
raptorgt
Huflung Pu and the California Rolls bust'n some smooth street moves when suddenly Mothra shows up for a breakdance battle-royale.
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