Other Craptions

Two months after it was raining men.

DRAINS! DRAAAAAIIIINNSSS!!!

His last thoughts were of the frisbee, silently mocking him.

The key to being a good ninja is patience.

Nicole Ritchie tries to escape rehab. Again.

So THAT'S why we didn't get any Christmas presents last year...

Christ! When is FEMA going to come get those Katrina victims!!!

Gerry's fate was sealed as soon as he realized his fear of heights outweighed his fear of death.

"Hey Bill, nice decoration!" "Decoration?"

All RIGHT! McCain's OLD! We GET it, already!

Remember when your parents bitched about being worried sick that you might be lying dead in a gutter somewhere? Turns out that they were hilariously right.

God damnit! The skeletons go in the closet! The CLOSET!

Amy Winehouse has really gone down the gutter...

Alas, with his dick stuck in the gutter, Craig decided he would rather die than call for help and try to explain it.

Q: How many ethiopians can you put on a roof? A: I don't know they keep slipping down the drain! Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Ceiling Skeleton is watching you evade your taxes.

The funny part is, the Frisbee washed off the roof with the next rain.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. Holy shit its a skeleton!

This is how most guys hope the "Twilight" movie ends.

Todays forecast calls for strong gusts of wind and 4 to 5 inches of skeletons. Plan accordingly.

Wait a minute. Bones. House. Is this a FOX sponsored caption? Don't sell out on us, Cracked!

men will do anything to avoid taking out the trash.

Santa?

"Turn that stereo down!!! It's loud enough to wake the... There, now are you happy?"

wow kate moss has got fat

Sometimes it's better just to let the frisbee go.

Next of the History Chanel: The Great Cemetary Explosion.

Really cracked? i sat here for 25 minutes to get in early and this is what i get?

Cases of anorexia have gone through the roof!! Thank you, I'll be here all week

Quick! Keith Richards is going for the chimney! Throw this blow out the window to distract him!

When "raise the roof!" and "raise the dead" collide.

Stephen Hawking's a pussy; that guy climbed an entire freaking house, and he doesn't even HAVE muscles.

Now if we just wait a month, we can throw a Santa hat on it and say we decorated for Christmas early.

That party was f***in awesome

HANG IN THERE BUDDY! HELP IS ON IT'S WAY!

Even after killing his roommate, removing the flesh, bleaching the bones and dumping the skeleton on the roof as a warning, those goddamn squirrels STILL got into Doug's attic.

What the hell is taking your father so long with those Christmas lights?!

Bricks are red, roof is blue, this guy is dead, but still fuck you

Although he was able to make a quick getaway out the bedroom window after hearing the garage door open, the Grim Reaper was starting to wonder if dating a married woman was worth all the lost robes.

The elusive plant shitting skeleton.

Digging up grandpa's remains really only pays off one day a year.

Youve got some real skeletons in your clos.... umm... gutters.

Kate Moss always had to sneak out of her room for dates.

I miss the Donners. Those were great people. They knew how to give a great party.

That's what it looks like when you get fucked to death.

Even after his death, Sam is still attempting to reach the heady summit for the "Craption of the day" competition

OSHA would have a FIELD DAY! No safety belt, no hard hat, no steel toe boots, no muscles, no organs, no ligaments.......

Seriously guys, put the ladder back up!

Son of a bitch... They only moved the headstones.