Other Craptions

I'm a PC...

I'm here about the babysitting job.

For the price of a cup of coffee, UNICEF can provide enough trolls to eat all of the starving children in Africa.

My name is Paul, I'm 238 years young, and I'm looking for someone who likes long walks on the beach next to a lake of fire, lancing sinners with a pitchfork, and devouring the flesh of the wicked...by candlelight.

Though his intentions were to help civilization survive, the wise wizard would come to regret teleporting in the middle of a PETA rally wearing fur.

Which shelter should I call: Homeless or animal?

Yar, and that be the story of how a man from Wyoming stole me magical asshole

SARAH PALIN, ROSIE O DONELL, OBAMA, MCAIN, TIM BURTONS VERSION, POLITICAL SATIRE, FAKE!, DIDNT POST EARLY SO I WONT WIN COMPLAINT, REFERENCE TO LAST CONTEST, JAPAN, THANKS E HARMONY, fucking happy now?

Gary Busey out on the town

The creator of Dungeons and Dragons emerges from his mom's basement once every 50 years...as the legend goes

It's getting easier to spot the Republicans in the crowd.

Let's talk about Diabetus.

I have traveled from the future to warn you.... DO NOT MATE WITH RAMS

I guess Pan's Labyrinth leads to a train station.

Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White, and finally, Gandalf the Ugly Motherfucker.

Wow, hobos in Canada are Badass!

How old does he have to get before we stop calling him HellBOY?

"No, YOU ask him to leave..."

Man, I hope HE came out ass first!

When the medicine bottle says "side effects may include..." you REALLY should pay attention.

Ghorn sighed. Was a time when the sight of a demon sent the mortals screaming into the night. Now...now they filmed him for Utube.

In Obama's America, this guy will be in charge of soul collection.

Haven't seen Dick Cheney in the media much lately.

What the furry fuck!

This is what PMS would look like if it were visible.

He keeps the costume mostly for answering the door for Jehovah's Witnesses.

Satan Claus

In his defense, your the ones who built the mall over HIS bridge

"Paging Mr. and Mrs. Beelzebub, you son is waiting for you at the mall security office"

The free hugs campaign in Mordor wasn't quite as successful.

"Halloween? No, what's that?"

Front end of yesterdays pic.

His facebook lists him Single, ladies..

"Fuck, Satan spawned me in front of oncoming traffic again!"

Yeah, make fun of him all you want. He just gave $100 to Unicef, you hateful bastards!

UNICEF's Demons of Poverty initiative just didn't quite get people in the giving spirit.

From the looks of it, this year's mall Santa is gonna suck.

at 2:07 i had 11 votes.... now i have 1..... what the fuck happened?

I am leaving you, Ruthar. I have found a gift shop in Wyoming. Your Lover, Ass Tooth

"I'm never going to grandpas on acid again."

"...and your third wish?"

With missionaries in train stations on the rise, Satan decides to do some proselyting of his own.

THIS is what crawled up my ass and died.

At the mall, trolling for chicks.

I knew Joe Biden had hairplugs, but this is ridiculous.

On the set of the live-action World of Warcraft movie.

Hellboy X : The Decaying Years

I love riding the train. I just hate having to answer three riddles before being allowed to board...

I bet he can do a wicked headstand.