Other Craptions

Fuck you, eHarmony, I don't care HOW compatible we are!

Dr Zoidberg's venture into death metal was as awesome as everyone expected it to be.

I'm never going to Red Lobster on acid again

Your move Orkin man.

So Lindsey Lohan, you show your true form!

We're gonna need a bigger shoe...

SWEET MONKEY CHRIST!!! Quick! Shoot the white barrel!!

Why have you summoned me L. Ron Hubbard?

Why Sarah Palin needs a $150K wardrobe

Where the fuck is Will Smith when you really need him?!??!!

Barack Obama wants your vote, but NEEDS your souls.

Spider thing Spider thing Faster then the other spider guy Spins it's web Sucks you dry Eat me out You're gonna cry Look out- here comes the spider thing

This is why I don't let my friends set me up on blind dates anymore.

What a person who mutates after being bitten by a radioactive spider would REALLY look like.

New York cockroaches are still tougher. Pussy.

Yes, I believe the reservation is under Unfathomable Hell Beast, table for one?

every time i eat taco bell i shit a huge demonic being.

This is what you get after 1 Night in Paris

if i said you had a beautiful body would you let me tear your skull off and eat you from the inside out?

My wife wouldn't let me keep it in the house.

Pictured: How DOB sees Miley Cyrus.

I'd hit it.

Crab infestations in the future will require more than shampoo and a special comb to beat.

On the next season of "The Deadliest Catch"...

Hillary wasn't actually invited to Obama's victory party, but she crashed anyway.

Someone should tell Rick Moranis to STOP FUCKIN AROUND WITH THAT GODDAMN MACHINE!!

It was Larva at first sight....

Picasso's "The Period" period...

"Honey, I know we agreed we'd start a family after a couple of years together. In all fairness you didn't tell me you'd be laying eggs in my skull."

The giant mutant spider tore off the water spout Ripped off the roof and pulled the people out Bit off their heads and sucked out all their blood Then the giant mutant spider crawled in the sewer to brood

Woman seeking man for quiet skuttles across the beach and to provide seed for a brood of thousands. No smokers please

Stop looking at me huge spider guy!

Man, that takes me back. My ex was kind of crabby when she had PMS, too.

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

No dear, I can't just squish it with a Kleenex.

Spider-man and Mary Jane NEVER should've had a kid.

"Did you see the legs on that chick? She was a total SILF."

Ann Coulter after her make-up stylist went on strike.

I'm not racist or anything but everytime I go downtown they they are break dancing with all thier legs and blaring thier mu...oh shit there's one behind me isn't there?

Carrot Top gives an unconvincing performance as the final boss in Fallout 3.

It seems to me that this week's Craption photos could all have been taken by the same man at a singular sci-fi convention.

The side effects of Zoloft may include drowsiness, erectile disfunction, and morphing into a large spider demon.

The only difference between a 15 foot tall arachnid demon and a hockey mom is lipstick.

I'd like to talk to you about Scientology.

blind date not such a good idea!

Mommy longlegs

The fire was just a cover up for what actually destroyed Great White.

He's back! He's bigger! He's badder! And he's pissed off! Rob Schneider is "Spider Man Bear Pig Man, Pig".

Case of the Mondays.