Craptions Classics October 28, 2008

Charlottes Web by Tim Burton.

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Other Craptions

Fuck you, eHarmony, I don't care HOW compatible we are!

CavalierX

Dr Zoidberg's venture into death metal was as awesome as everyone expected it to be.

OxySnake

I'm never going to Red Lobster on acid again

SUPERNAUT44

Your move Orkin man.

kidtatious

So Lindsey Lohan, you show your true form!

TheSnacker

We're gonna need a bigger shoe...

zbeebs

SWEET MONKEY CHRIST!!! Quick! Shoot the white barrel!!

Jenna_Tullwortz

Why have you summoned me L. Ron Hubbard?

MindPez

Why Sarah Palin needs a $150K wardrobe

TheSicilian

Where the fuck is Will Smith when you really need him?!??!!

SUPERNAUT44

Barack Obama wants your vote, but NEEDS your souls.

CavalierX

Spider thing Spider thing Faster then the other spider guy Spins it's web Sucks you dry Eat me out You're gonna cry Look out- here comes the spider thing

Patrickivan

This is why I don't let my friends set me up on blind dates anymore.

HelperMonkey

What a person who mutates after being bitten by a radioactive spider would REALLY look like.

CavalierX
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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