Charlottes Web by Tim Burton.
Fuck you, eHarmony, I don't care HOW compatible we are!
Dr Zoidberg's venture into death metal was as awesome as everyone expected it to be.
I'm never going to Red Lobster on acid again
Your move Orkin man.
So Lindsey Lohan, you show your true form!
We're gonna need a bigger shoe...
SWEET MONKEY CHRIST!!! Quick! Shoot the white barrel!!
Why have you summoned me L. Ron Hubbard?
Why Sarah Palin needs a $150K wardrobe
Where the fuck is Will Smith when you really need him?!??!!
Barack Obama wants your vote, but NEEDS your souls.
Faster then the other spider guy
Spins it's web
Sucks you dry
Eat me out
You're gonna cry
Look out- here comes the spider thing
This is why I don't let my friends set me up on blind dates anymore.
What a person who mutates after being bitten by a radioactive spider would REALLY look like.