Other Craptions

The first Star Wars Convention for the homeless.

Chew-box-a!

"In an alley far, far away..."

Rest in peace, Dignity.

i wonder if their imaginary girlfriends know where they are?

What kind of dog is chewbacca? A BOXER! HAHAHAHA! i hate my life.

the sad thing is, that costume probably took a ridiculously long time to make...

Just hours before, Chewie's torso had been used to give away free kittens.

The youngest generation only knows Star Wars through the Lego video games.

I don't care how bad his costume is, we let the wookie win dammit!

These are not the office supplies you are looking for.

Cardboard and paste: $25.97. Hours spent in construction: 47. Chance of precipitation: 95%. Ever seen a virgin cry?

Some of these submitted craptions are so bad, I wish I could take votes AWAY from them.

eddie was pretty confident he could win the Halloween costume contest

No bully was going to mess with Steve and Dwayne at school TODAY.

I loved Mexican Star Wars

MINT CONDITION ACTION FIGURES- Still In Box!

For some reason, the Chinese remake of Star Wars took place during the Boxer Rebellion...

Pictured: Before George Lucas thought "outside the box".

Is the stormtrooper wearing heelies?

Needless to say, this costume is worth less if you open the box.

The death star is a beach ball

Ten paces back is Chewbacca's virgin heart... In a box marked "fragile".

"What do you mean? I HAVE a hobby!"

The craption contest continues in it's parade of strange parades.

How can you call yourself a 'storm trooper' when rain will pretty much destroy your armour??

Hurry up, my Mom is picking us up at 5!

Where are you taking this... thing?

George Lucas was very glad when the studio agreed to more funding for special effects.

Jar-Jar was still WAY more annoying.

NOT PICTURED: Princess Leah's severe lacerations from her "cardboard bikini."

I would have rather seen this in the prequels over the excessive use of CGI

Transformers 2!

First the Aluminum Falcon, now this!!

Notice how not a single person in the background has taken notice of them? That's what George Lucas did to Star Wars with the Episodes I, II, and III.

Homeless Star Wars was never quite as good as the original

"Chewie, I'm sick of being your gay sidekick. We STILL haven't gotten any pussy, and I think everyone is laughing at us. Pointing and laughing. God, I'll never live this down." "Stormie, you had me at 'gay'."

When getting laid is second on your list

Walk softly and carry an old piece of PVC.

The great thing about Star Wars ideas. They're recyclable.

Seriously, Steve... You're positive it's NOT going to rain, right?

Paper was off to kick the shit out of Rock and Scissors.

Boxing Day is a way cooler holiday than I ever expected

The new Star Wars Box Set.

Fake!

Okay, who pushed the Improbability Drive button again?

Not pictured: Social Skills

proof that "what they say about Wookies" is true.

Believe it or not, all 4 previous craptions are from the same parade.