Other Craptions

A mile down the road, they encountered all the stormtroopers on scooters, and it. was. on!

On second thought, I think I'll eat at burger king...

Six days a week, I'm Ted from IT. But Saturday, I answer only to K'Parg.

Few were surprised to learn that this was the "Virgin Pride Parade."

Today is a good day to dine!

"We will challenge the Federation in the Neutral Zone." "You mean the Applebee's on Main?" "Yes, the Neutral Zone."

"Do you want a cheese burger?" "No, the fat will just Klingon me."

What the fuck? Are the World of Warcraft servers down or something?

The Hell's Angels sure have let themselves go...

Mcdonalds, because who needs sex anyway?

As the klingon parade rolled past McDonalds, the whole crowd agreed that globalisation could go fuck itself.

Hey, at least they're off the couch.

Who's the bigger loser? the guys marching in the klingon parade or the folks with nothing better to do then watch them?(or me writing a craption about it hoping in vain for some sort of validation to my existence)

"& i'll have a quarter pounder with cheese" "sorry sir, we're out of cheese" "KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "sir?" "in that case i'll have the mcnuggets"

When the food came, they worfed it down.

"Revenge is a dish best bought for 99 cents."

"Beef me up, Scotty."

I can't believe they don't serve K'arggh with pook-tagh sauce. Barbarians!

we be rollin... they be hatin...

"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese on Kronos?" "They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?" "They wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is." "What do they call it?" "A khlat'toe with minn'hor"

Wow! Impressive turnout for Takei's wedding reception.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!

If you think these guys are badass you should see the Hell's Vaders from San Bernadino

The Klingon bounty hunters searched for Kirk in all his usual haunts.

Tonight, we dine in McDonalds!

Look! the ever elusive albino Klingon!

Apparently Mom's champagne colored Toyota Corolla qualifies as a class 3 battle cruiser.

"What do you mean our fries are not ready? Stand back, human, and we will cook those fries! Klingons, set your phasers to delicious!"

And so the American Biker Mythos dies here.....

I hope these people make up the entire 72 virgins terrorists will see on the other side.

What's the Klingon word for "fat?"

McDonalds, motorcycles, and Klingons. Someone, somewhere, just creamed themselves.

I want mine to go..for the love of god hurry....

"This bike made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!" "Shut the fuck up, Dave."

Sandals with socks? Really? The Klingon outfit wasn't enough?

No one expects the Klingong Inquisition!

Waarrrrrrriiooors come out and plaaaaaaaaaay.

The McRib is back!

Looks like the Franchise Wars just went interstellar.

For the third straight year, Michael Dorn had a "prior engagement" and couldn't make the Klingon Pride parade. In related news, Wil Wheaton was the Grand Marshall for his third consecutive year.

Not pictured: Sense

"Don't get in that restaurant! The sign, 'Billions Served,' it's...it's a COOKBOOK!!!"

Star Trek: The Next Constipation

Little did they know that down the street, in front of Burger King, hordes of 501st Legion stormtroopers were waiting for them.

Ever since the "Burning Man Festival" became commercialized, things were never the same...

Can you believe they put a Hooters next to a McDonalds?

They would have stopped to eat at McDonald's, but Mom only gave them a few bucks each.

Techno Viking at age 60. Still doin' it!

Sarah Palin's celebration parade was a bit different in Alaska than anywhere else.