Craptions Classics October 25, 2008

Mikeys invisible bike had HUGE handlebars.

Gordie

Other Craptions

A mile down the road, they encountered all the stormtroopers on scooters, and it. was. on!

HelperMonkey

On second thought, I think I'll eat at burger king...

hatmanz

Six days a week, I'm Ted from IT. But Saturday, I answer only to K'Parg.

HelperMonkey

Few were surprised to learn that this was the "Virgin Pride Parade."

bjbernis

Today is a good day to dine!

DrTom

"We will challenge the Federation in the Neutral Zone." "You mean the Applebee's on Main?" "Yes, the Neutral Zone."

HelperMonkey

"Do you want a cheese burger?" "No, the fat will just Klingon me."

SUPERNAUT44

What the fuck? Are the World of Warcraft servers down or something?

upthebracket

The Hell's Angels sure have let themselves go...

TheGuy185

Mcdonalds, because who needs sex anyway?

slutbucks

As the klingon parade rolled past McDonalds, the whole crowd agreed that globalisation could go fuck itself.

Rubberbandits

Hey, at least they're off the couch.

CavalierX

Who's the bigger loser? the guys marching in the klingon parade or the folks with nothing better to do then watch them?(or me writing a craption about it hoping in vain for some sort of validation to my existence)

badonia

"& i'll have a quarter pounder with cheese" "sorry sir, we're out of cheese" "KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "sir?" "in that case i'll have the mcnuggets"

badonia
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