Other Craptions

My 8th birthday party sucked.

This porridge is too... FABULOUS!"

Only YOU can prevent homoerotic nightmares.

Awwwwww. That's so cuuute. The big one is pregnant.

i know what your thinking, i love craigslist too.

What happens in Hundred Acre Woods stays in Hundred Acre Woods.

and the Japanese will still masturbate to this.

NAMBLA North American MAN-BEAR Love Association

They must be supporting Bearak Obama

There's a reason why "Bears" wasn't nearly as successful as "Cats".

Whinnie the Ewwwwwwwww!

Teddy Ruxpin suffered the fate of most 80's childhood stars....booze, drugs and a failed marriage.

Bad news bears

After their prison stay for 183 counts of basket theft. Yogi and Booboo turned to prostitution to make ends meet.

"I hope no one puts these on the internet..."

The terrorists have won

At long last, Winnie the Pooh and Smokey the Bear finally hooked up.

Until this moment, I was actually kind of looking forward to the live-action World of Warcraft movie.

Thanks eharmony!

This is not how I wanted to start my weekend.

Craigslist ad read: Papa Bear looking for Little Bear...and love came calling

Let's face it guys - some fraternities are better than others.

I'm too big, this one's to small, but you look juuuust right. Come, be gay with us.

Not Pictured: Self-Respect

Don't laugh. You're loooking at our next Secretaries of Defense and Homeland Security.

No wonder every one wants to ban gay marriage!

What happened at Take Your Son To Work Day was never something Timmy bragged about to his friends.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Pedobear's war on childhood will not stop until he has infected our very species.

It's funny how somethings really put other things in perspective. Like yesterday I thought that polar bear costume was pretty creepy.

The Build a Pedophile Workshop

Jay? Silent Bob? Say it ain't so!

Does this mask make me look fat?

The real reason for the stock market crash of 2008.

Did you remember the honey this time?

That's the last time I'll go to a Republican convention.

Stop genetic testing on, uh... whatever these things were NOW!

I don't see Yogi, just a couple of BooBoos

this will TOTALLY be our christmas card this year!

NO on PROP 8!

If you go out to the woods today You're in for a big surprise If you go out to the woods today Prepare to be sodomized

This bear is too hairy and this bear is too smooth. Where is the bear that is just right?

I hope tomorrow's craption has an audio description cause I'm fucking ripping my eyes right now

How much does a pedo bear weigh? Enough to break my eyes, Hi I am Blob.

sometimes masks don't help

This is what happens with Barak Obama in the white house.

This is the "threat to traditional marriage" they must be talking about.

Winnie The Puke

The gay lifestyle seems so glamorous.